• Don Marquis' Very Special Bean Recipe

    From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to All on Wed Jun 24 20:46:24 2026

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    Title: Don Marquis's Very Special Baked Bean Recipe
    Categories: Main dish, Bean, American
    Yield: 4 Servings


    If you WILL eat beans, here is the way to prepare them.

    First, you must have an earthenware Bean Pot, about six hands high,
    and of a dark bay colour. It is better if this Bean Pot is inherited
    from a favourite grandmother, with a porous texture (the pot, not the
    grandmother) that has absorbed and retained the sentimental
    traditions of at least three generations. But if you own no such
    heirloom (more precious than the rubies of an imperial crown!) a new
    one can be made to do.

    Procure your white navy beans, and pick them over on a Friday night,
    not hastily or cursorily, but with love and care, one bean at a time,
    for this is both an art and a science on which you have embarked--it
    is more; it is almost a religious rite. Cast from you all split
    beans, all rusty or spotted beans, all too-wrinkly beans; save only
    such superior beans, smooth, hard, and shining, as a twelve-months'
    old child would love to poke up his nose.

    Put these aristocrats to soak in water that has three or four
    tablespoonfuls of baking soda in it.

    Don't ask me why the soda. I am not arguing with you. I am telling
    you.

    Some people say that after these beans have soaked all night they are
    ready to bake.

    These people lie.

    They are not ready to bake.

    They are merely ready to boil.

    Boil them from ten o'clock Saturday morning until noon, in a pot with
    a piece of salt pork in it. And time your boiling so that on the
    stroke of twelve there is very little of the liquid remaining. For
    they must not go into the Sacred Earthenware Bean Pot, the Ancestral
    Amphora, too soupy or sloppy.

    Put into the bottom of the Bean Pot a layer of Beans four fingers
    deep. Poke deeply into this one bay leaf.

    Put on top of this a layer consisting of pieces of just the right
    kinds of salt pork.

    On top of the layer of pork, dribble a thin layer of thick New Orleans
    molasses.

    Put in another layer of beans.

    Into this second layer poke four or five slender curling strips of
    pungent shredded onion. Put a dab of mustard on the onion.

    Then a sparse layer of pork. Then another dribbled layer of molasses.

    Pause and put your Ego in harmony with the Cosmic All.

    Build up these successive layers of beans, pork, and molasses,
    alternating the subtle bay leaf with the poetic onion, until the pot
    is filled within two inches of the top. From time to time, a
    conservative sprinkle of black pepper, as you work from the bottom
    upward. From time to time hum a verse of "Old Hundred." Don't put in
    any salt; the pork salts all.

    Let the top layers of pork and molasses be a bit thicker than any of
    the others.

    Bake, slowly, in a moderate oven, from noon until six o'clock in the
    evening. Some say it must be a brick oven. Nonsense! Your Bean Pot
    itself is your bricky heat-retaining medium.

    Eat from six in the evening until midnight--and without fear of
    indigestion. The thorough cooking has taken all that sort of thing
    away.

    Each separate bean of all these beans retains its form--almost.
    Almost. Not quite. Each bean is ready to melt tenderly into
    amalgamation with his neighbor bean. At the touch of the serving
    spoon the touched beans lose their individual identity, yield up
    their pride, merge gently into a kind of Bean Nirvana.

    Some eat them with vinegar. Very good. Others with tomato catsup. I
    eat them with a squeeze of lemon juice. Ambrosia!

    from: John Benz Fentner, Jr. Unionville, CT, USA
    http://www.geocities.com/~jbenz/
    :>From "The Almost Perfect State" By Don Marquis
    :Doubleday, Page & Company 1927

    From : Michael Loo

    MMMMM

    -- Sean

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  • From Ben Collver@1:18/200 to Sean Dennis on Fri Jun 26 09:30:51 2026
    Hi Sean,

    Title: Don Marquis's Very Special Baked Bean Recipe
    :>From "The Almost Perfect State" By Don Marquis, 1927

    Thanks! I like these literate recipes...

    And i liked how painstakingly he described the process of sorting beans.



    * Exported from MasterCook *

    Chef Kimos' Rack Of Lamb

    Recipe By : Chef Kimo, Kaneohe, HI
    Serving Size : 1 Preparation Time :0:00
    Categories : Meats

    Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
    -------- ------------ --------------------------------
    1 Rack of lamb
    Salt & pepper
    Sauce
    1/2 c Mint jelly
    1 tb Dry mustard
    Garlic
    Oil
    2 tb Butter
    2 tb Vinegar -- i use wine vinegar

    Hi again. This recipe was given to me by a chef friend at the
    Haiku Gardens Restaurant in Kaneohe on the Island of Oahu, HI.
    Have made it often. This restaurant is right out of "Rain" by
    W. Somerset Maugham (AKA The Trembling of a Leaf). It overlooks an
    awesome valley surrounded by the Koolau mountains. The royalty,
    Alii, used the valley as their exclusive summer hide away from the
    heat of the other side, leeward side, of the Island. I lived very
    near to it and in the Valley for a number of years.

    Lamb:

    Place slivers of garlic along the bones and the base of the rack.
    Salt & pepper all over. Heat small amount of oil in a skillet to
    very hot and quickly brown meaty top side of rack only. Don't allow
    it to cook or burn. Place rack in a baking dish. While oven is
    preheating to 350 to 375?F, make sauce.

    Sauce:

    Heat to just below boiling point while stirring constantly. Use to
    baste rack and as a sauce to serve with it. I usually doubled the
    recipe to have enough. Place baking dish on center rack of
    preheated oven. Pour half of the sauce over rack of lamb. Cook for
    about 20+ minutes but usually not more than 25 minutes per pound.
    Serve and accept the ovations from family and friends. BTW, this
    sauce makes a very good barbecue sauce. That's it, after posting
    these two recipes for rack of lamb I am out of here to get one for
    myself. :) Really. I will post one last one later for you Elaine
    and other lamb lovers. It is nice to be able to get good lamb all
    year round now.

    Posted by: Guy Attwood (NFWF89A)


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  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Ben Collver on Fri Jun 26 12:41:44 2026
    Ben Collver wrote to Sean Dennis <=-

    And i liked how painstakingly he described the process of sorting
    beans.

    That's when the average person was smart enough to follow directions like
    that! :D

    I am at Taco Bell right now on my old but reliable Thinkpad W520 (a.k.a. Bertha). Had an appointment at the VA at 0930 and have an appointment nearby to fix my mobility scooter at 1400 so chilling out so I don't have to drive home across town. Just enjoying doing old-school stuff.


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    Title: Bean and Garlic Dip
    Categories: Dips, Appetizers, Mexican
    Yield: 4 Servings

    2 c Pinto Beans; *
    1/4 c Mayonnaise Or Salad Dressing
    1 ea Clove Garlic; Finely Chopped
    1 1/2 ts Red Chiles; Ground
    1/4 ts Salt
    1 x Pepper; Dash of

    * Pinto beans can be home cooked or canned.
    ~---------------------------------------------------------------------
    ~-- Mix all ingredients. Cover and refrigerate 1 hour. Serve with
    tortilla chips. Makes 2 cups of dip.

    MMMMM

    -- Sean

    ... We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

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