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  • Primates have been masturbating for 40 million years

    From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to All on Sun Jun 11 23:30:58 2023
    A recent study shows that masturbation by male primates is an ancient habit and that it offers evolutionary benefits. Masturbation increases their chances of having offspring and helps prevent them from contracting sexually transmitted infections.

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  • From Joe Phigan@1:305/3 to Erection Coordinator on Thu Jun 22 10:46:39 2023
    A recent study shows that masturbation by male primates is an ancient

    You forgot to mention that if you don't masturbate, you'll get cancer, and
    die.

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  • From Erection Coordinator@2:292/854 to Joe Phigan on Tue Sep 10 11:37:42 2024
    A recent study shows that masturbation by male primates is an
    ancient

    You forgot to mention that if you don't masturbate, you'll get cancer,
    and die.

    So, my wife died from cancer ...

    EC

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