Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion.
"It's great," I said. "There's one sentence in particular that I like."
"Which one?" she asked.
"The one where you write, 'The only way other than abstinence to be sure that you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'" --Kelli G.
RD Issue: January 2007

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Jay,

After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I
listened to her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion. "It's great," I said. "There's one sentence in particular that
I like." "Which one?" she asked.
"The one where you write, 'The only way other than abstinence to be
sure that you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'" --Kelli G.

Screw that!! <G>

Daryl

... Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Naked.
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