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Ice-wear to God
From
Jay Harris
@1:229/664 to
All
on Fri Mar 31 03:25:06 2023
A priest hired one of his parishioners, an inexperienced handyman, to paint his church.
Being a hot and sunny summer's day, the priest decided to see how the work was coming along and noticed the handyman was wearing two heavy parkas.
Thinking this was a little strange, the priest asked the handyman why he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read:
"For best results, put on two coats."
--- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2023/03/14 (Linux/64)
* Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
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