a Cajun would NEVER say...

..."I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex."

..."Duct tape won't fix that."

..."Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."

..."I've got two cases of Zima for the Superbowl."

..."You can't feed that to the dog."

..."No kids in the back of the pickup truck, it's not
safe!"

..."She's too old to be wearing that."

..."Here's an episode of Hee-Haw I haven't seen."

..."Give me the small bag of cracklins."

..."Deer heads detract from the decor."

...Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams."

..."Trim the fat off that steak."

..."The tires on your truck are too big."

..."I'll have the arugula, mandarin orange and
radicchio salad with the balsamic vinaigrette."

..."I've got it all saved on a floppy disk."

..."Unsweetened tea tastes better."

..."Would you like your seafood platter poached or
broiled?"

..."I couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."

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