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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 25 00:03:54 2021
    From the Hee Haw Roadhouse Facebook Page:

    For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers,
    so that you can get in on the ground floor, and make some BIG bucks.

    Watch for these consolidations in 2020:

    * Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
    Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace....

    * Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

    * 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

    * Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
    and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

    * FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

    *Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
    Fairwell Honeychild.

    * Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

    And finally....

    * Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
    Knott NOW*
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  • From August Abolins@1:396/45.29 to Daryl Stout on Sun Jul 25 13:59:00 2021
    Hello Daryl Stout!

    ** On Sunday 25.07.21 - 00:03, Daryl Stout wrote to All:

    Watch for these consolidations in 2020:

    * Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
    and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary,
    Fuller, Grace....

    * Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join
    forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.


    [...]

    All pretty funny! I really enjoyed the Laugh-In segment when
    they did something like that.


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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to August Abolins on Sun Jul 25 21:41:00 2021
    August,

    Watch for these consolidations in 2020:

    All pretty funny! I really enjoyed the Laugh-In segment when
    they did something like that.

    You bet your sweet bippy. <BG>

    Daryl

    ... The Bottom Line: The vertical crack in your butt.
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