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    From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Feb 26 11:39:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 26, 2021.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Noah had whiskers
    In the ark
    But he wouldn't get by
    On a bench
    In the park
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Feb 27 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 27, 2021.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    His face was smooth
    And cool as ice
    And oh Louise!
    He smelled
    So nice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Feb 28 00:00:42 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 28, 2021.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    Late risers!
    Shave in just
    2 minutes flat
    Kiss your wife
    Grab your hat
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 1 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 1, 2021.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Helps
    Your budget
    Hold it's ground
    Half a dollar
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 2 00:00:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 2, 2021.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Dewhiskered
    Kisses
    Defrost
    The
    Misses
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 3 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 3, 2021.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    With 200 kinds
    From which to choose
    2 million men
    Prefer
    To use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 4 00:00:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 4, 2021.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Avoid the store
    Which claims
    You should
    Buy something else
    That's just as good
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 5 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 5, 2021.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think
    She likes
    Your bristles
    Walk bare-footed
    Through some thistles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 6 00:00:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 6, 2021.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's beard
    Was stiff and coarse
    And that's what
    Caused his
    Fifth divorce
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 7 00:00:50 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 7, 2021.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    I just joined
    The young man said
    A nudist camp
    Is my face red?
    No! I use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 8 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 8, 2021.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    You know
    Your onions
    Lettuce suppose
    This beets 'em all
    Don't turnip your nose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 9 00:00:56 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 9, 2021.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Keep well
    To the right
    Of the oncoming car
    Get your close shaves
    From the half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 10 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 10, 2021.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Whiskers long
    Made Samson strong
    But Samson's gal
    She done
    Him wrong
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 11 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 11, 2021.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a buck
    Half a pound
    No substitute
    Is ever found
    For
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 12 00:00:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 12, 2021.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Eeny-meeny
    Miny-mo
    Save your skin
    Your time
    Your dough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 13 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 13, 2021.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Is out of date
    Use the
    Razor's
    Perfect mate
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 14 00:00:50 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 14, 2021.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    To get
    Away from
    Hairy apes
    Ladies jump
    From fire escapes
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 15 02:34:10 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 15, 2021.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Riot at
    Drug store
    Calling all cars
    100 customers
    99 jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 16 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 16, 2021.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    And soapy smear
    Went out of
    Style with
    Hoops my dear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 17 00:00:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 17, 2021.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Would irk a saint
    You hope they are
    What you know
    They ain't
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 18 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 18, 2021.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    To every man
    His shave
    Is best
    Until he makes
    The final test
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 19 00:00:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 19, 2021.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    And whiskers
    Do hobnob
    Some sailor gob
    Will steal your squab
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 20 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 20, 2021.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're just
    An average man
    Wanting to look
    The best you can
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 21 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 21, 2021.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Spring
    Has sprung
    The grass has riz
    Where last year's
    Careless drivers is
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 22 00:00:44 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 22, 2021.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    At Christmas time
    And birthdays too
    We solve
    Your problems right
    For you -- give
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 24 00:00:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 24, 2021.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    His tenor voice
    She thought divine
    Till whiskers
    Scratched
    Sweet Adeline
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 23 08:22:42 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 23, 2021.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Let's give the
    Clerk a hand
    Who never
    Palms off
    Another brand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Mar 25 09:20:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 25, 2021.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Free! Free!!
    A trip
    To Mars
    For 900
    Empty jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Mar 26 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 26, 2021.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    All these years
    Your skin
    Has dried
    Why not moisten
    Up your hide
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Mar 27 08:11:28 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 27, 2021.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Week-old beard
    So masked his face
    His bull dog
    Chased him
    Off the place
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Mar 28 10:19:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 28, 2021.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    'Mid rising
    Taxes
    Soaring rents
    Still half a pound
    For fifty cents
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Mar 29 00:00:45 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 29, 2021.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Every
    Sheba
    Wants a sheik
    Strong of muscle
    Smooth of cheek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Mar 30 00:00:44 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 30, 2021.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    If HER whiskers
    Scratched YOUR cheek
    You would
    Send her out
    To seek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Mar 31 10:52:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 31, 2021.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    The cannibals
    Took just one view
    And said
    He looks too nice
    To stew
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 1 00:00:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 1, 2021.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    You've laughed
    At our signs
    For many a mile
    Be a sport
    Give us a trial
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Apr 2 00:00:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 2, 2021.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    If harmony
    Is what
    You crave
    Then get
    A tuba
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 3 00:00:49 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 3, 2021.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    Who've tested
    Every brand
    Are just the ones
    Who now demand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 4 00:00:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 4, 2021.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    It's in
    The bag
    Of every man
    Who travels
    Lightly as he can
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Apr 5 00:00:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 5, 2021.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    No pulling
    At the whisker base
    A soothing film
    Protects
    Your face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 6 00:00:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 6, 2021.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    From Saskatoon
    To Alabam'
    You hear men praise
    The shave
    What am
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 7 00:00:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 7, 2021.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper hangers
    With the hives
    Now can
    Shave with
    Carving knives
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 8 00:00:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 8, 2021.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    A silky cheek
    Shaved smooth
    And clean
    Is not obtained
    With a mowing machine
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Apr 10 05:58:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 10, 2021.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Henry the Eighth
    Prince of friskers
    Lost five wives
    But kept
    His whiskers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Apr 11 00:06:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 11, 2021.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't take
    A curve
    At 60 per
    We hate to lose
    A customer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Apr 13 09:20:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 13, 2021.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Are you
    An even-tempered guy?
    Mad all
    The time?
    Better try
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Apr 14 10:30:20 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 14, 2021.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    The cream
    One hears
    The most of now
    Comes from a jar
    Not from a cow
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Apr 15 09:58:30 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 15, 2021.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    'Mid rising
    Taxes
    Soaring rents
    Still half a pound
    For fifty cents
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 6 00:04:11 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 6, 2021.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    When you drive
    If caution ceases
    You are apt
    To rest
    In pieces
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat May 8 10:46:50 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 8, 2021.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    You can't reach 80
    Hale and hearty
    By driving 80
    Home from
    The party
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 10 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 10, 2021.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    He married Grace
    With scratchy face
    He only
    Got one day
    Of Grace!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 11 10:49:53 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 11, 2021.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Buy a jar
    Take it from me
    There's so
    Much in it
    The last half's free
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu May 13 00:18:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 13, 2021.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Put your brush
    Back on the shelf
    The darn thing
    Needs a
    Shave itself
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon May 17 20:31:31 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 17, 2021.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Give hand signals
    To those behind
    They don't know
    What's in
    Your mind
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue May 18 10:09:00 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 18, 2021.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Prickly pears
    Are picked
    For pickles
    No peach picks
    A face that prickles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 19 19:35:52 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 19, 2021.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Ron Lauzon@1:275/89 to Daryl Stout on Thu May 20 08:12:00 2021
    Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave

    Didn't Burma-Shave get a commendation for reducing accidents (i.e. people slowing down to read their signs).


    ... BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
    === MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: Diamond Mine Online BBS - bbs.dmine.net:24 (1:275/89)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 21 00:00:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 21, 2021.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Here's
    A good deed
    For a scout
    Tell your dad
    All about
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Ron Lauzon on Mon May 24 10:22:00 2021
    Ron,

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave

    Didn't Burma-Shave get a commendation for reducing accidents (i.e.
    people slowing down to read their signs).

    Good question. I know the signs are now collector's items.

    ... BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!

    I thought it was the 3 fingered salute. <G>

    Daryl

    ... Windows 64-bit Virus: Renders all 16-bit programs useless.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Sean Dennis@1:18/200 to Daryl Stout on Tue May 25 13:00:46 2021
    Daryl Stout wrote to Ron Lauzon <=-

    ... Windows 64-bit Virus: Renders all 16-bit programs useless.

    Q: What's the difference between Windows and a computer virus?

    A: A computer virus actually does something.

    Later,
    Sean

    ... OS/2: opens windows, shuts gates.
    --- MultiMail/Linux
    * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (1:18/200)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed May 26 19:47:13 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 26, 2021.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't stick
    Your elbow
    Out so far
    It might go home
    In another car
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to Sean Dennis on Wed May 26 22:07:00 2021
    Sean,

    ... Windows 64-bit Virus: Renders all 16-bit programs useless.

    Q: What's the difference between Windows and a computer virus?

    A: A computer virus actually does something.

    And, a virus doesn't need all that memory and DLL's to work with.

    Daryl

    ... Real Sysops read the documentation -- or at least skim them.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri May 28 08:23:29 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 28, 2021.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Many a wolf
    Is never let in
    Because of the hair
    On his
    Chinny-chin-chin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun May 30 00:05:31 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 30, 2021.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Hinky-dinky
    Parley voo
    Cheer up the face
    The war
    Is thru
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jun 6 11:25:53 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 6, 2021.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Drowsy?
    Just remember, pard
    That marble slab
    Is doggone
    Hard
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jun 8 12:15:05 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 8, 2021.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Dear lover boy,
    Your photo came
    But your doggone beard
    Won't fit
    The frame
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Jun 9 09:21:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 9, 2021.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    This will never
    Come to pass
    A back-seat
    Driver
    Out of gas
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 10 00:58:40 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 10, 2021.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Thu Jun 24 00:01:02 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 24, 2021.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 2 00:00:59 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 2, 2021.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    Special seats
    Reserved in hades
    For whiskered guys
    Who scratch
    The ladies
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 9 08:04:14 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 9, 2021.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Jul 11 10:52:47 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 11, 2021.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    You've used
    Our cream
    Now try our blades
    Pair up the best
    In shaving aids
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 12 00:01:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 12, 2021.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Tue Jul 13 07:03:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 13, 2021.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    That she
    Could cook
    He had his doubts
    Until she creamed
    His bristle sprouts with
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 16 00:05:08 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 16, 2021.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    As you drive
    Play this game
    Construct
    A jingle
    With this name
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Mon Jul 19 07:24:36 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 19, 2021.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    Altho
    We've sold
    Six million others
    We still can't sell
    Those coughdrop brothers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Jul 23 07:12:20 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 23, 2021.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    Sleep in a chair
    Nothing to lose
    But a nap
    At the wheel
    Is a permanent snooze
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sun Aug 1 14:55:51 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 1, 2021.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Don't know
    Whose signs
    These are
    You can't have
    Driven very far
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Fri Aug 6 00:00:58 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 6, 2021.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's
    Out with
    Junior's date
    Old technique
    With brand new bait
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Sat Aug 14 07:51:03 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 14, 2021.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    When Peter Piper
    Pickle picker
    Kissed his gal
    His beard
    Would prick 'er
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to All on Wed Aug 18 10:15:09 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 18, 2021.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    When better
    Shaving brushes
    Are made
    We'll still shave
    Without their aid
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 27 00:03:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 27, 2021.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Wild
    Dashes
    From by-ways
    Cause crashes
    On highways
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 30 14:33:39 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 30, 2021.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Brother speeders
    Let's
    Rehearse
    All together
    "Good morning, Nurse!"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 5 10:30:18 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 5, 2021.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    The minutes
    Some folks
    Save through speed
    They never even
    Live to need
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From CYBERPOPE@3:640/1115 to Daryl Stout on Tue Sep 14 11:37:00 2021
    On 3/8/2021 12:06 AM, Daryl Stout wrote to All:
    On this day...
    You know
    Your onions
    Lettuce suppose
    This beets 'em all
    Don't turnip your nose
    Burma-Shave

    Gardener's kinky threesome? Lettuce, turnip, & pea

    Goes with 3 parts of an old wood burning stove(or fireplace?):
    Lifter, Leg, & Poker

    Apparently there's been a resurgemnce of the Burma Shave signs (albeit replicas) along
    Route 66, in AZ)

    Burma Shave name & bramnd was bought by American Safety Razor Company in 1968; they brought back the Burma Shave name briefly in 1997, *7 it again lies dormant. .

    What a clever fleepiong idea/campaign that was, eh? Catchy little rhymes you picked up
    on easily & remembered.

    All that began in 1927. . . :)

    ObBurmaShaveMemory:

    Nobody likes
    To snuggle
    Or dine
    Accompanied by
    A porcupine
    Burma Shave


    --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v7.0
    * Origin: EMS!BBS - FIDOnet - 3:640/1115 www.ems-bbs.com (3:640/1115)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to CYBERPOPE on Wed Sep 15 13:00:00 2021
    George,

    Gardener's kinky threesome? Lettuce, turnip, & pea

    When lying down after a cardiac cath, you can't do that...except
    on the bed. :P When I had that done years ago (I may request another
    one soon), the nurse asked "Did we spring a leak??". I growled "No,
    I just felt like peeing the bed". :P

    Goes with 3 parts of an old wood burning stove(or fireplace?):
    Lifter, Leg, & Poker

    LOL!! I needed that one today.

    Apparently there's been a resurgemnce of the Burma Shave signs (albeit replicas) along Route 66, in AZ)

    There was a VHS video years ago called "The Signs And Rhymes Of Burma Shave"...very interesting.

    ObBurmaShaveMemory:

    I have those set up in the Today In History program, that post out in
    the MEMORIES echo in FIDONet every day, recycling on a yearly basis.

    Daryl

    ... Retrofit: When you try to get into clothes you wore years ago.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From CYBERPOPE@3:640/1115 to Daryl Stout on Wed Sep 15 15:53:18 2021
    Gardener's kinky threesome? Lettuce, turnip, & pea

    When lying down after a cardiac cath, you can't do that...except
    on the bed. :P When I had that done years ago (I may request another
    one soon), the nurse asked "Did we spring a leak??". I growled "No,
    I just felt like peeing the bed". :P

    Fair enough. Like when the doctor assks "How are we feeling today?" I
    might reply, "Well, can't speak for you, but I feel like crap! Whatcha
    gonna do to fix that?"

    --- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v7.0
    * Origin: EMS!BBS - FIDOnet - 3:640/1115 www.ems-bbs.com (3:640/1115)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 18 08:55:21 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 18, 2021.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    His beard
    Was long
    And strong and tough
    He lost his
    Chicken in the rough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 30 08:53:29 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 30, 2021.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    On curves ahead
    Remember, sonny
    That rabbit's foot
    Didn't save
    The bunny
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 2 13:10:16 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 2, 2021.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    His brush is gone
    So what'll we do
    Said Mike Robe I
    To Mike Robe II
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 3 08:28:41 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 3, 2021.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    The place to pass
    On curves
    You know
    Is only at
    A beauty show
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 11 08:16:18 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 11, 2021.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Violets are blue
    Roses are pink
    On graves
    Of those
    Who drive and drink
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 12 00:02:00 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 12, 2021.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    My job is
    Keeping faces clean
    And nobody knows
    De stubble
    I've seen
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 14 08:06:19 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 14, 2021.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    No use
    Knowing
    How to pick 'em
    If your half-shaved
    Whiskers stick 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 20 00:01:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 20, 2021.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Soap
    May do
    For lads with fuzz
    But sir, you ain't
    The kid you wuz
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Wed Oct 20 10:00:43 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 20, 2021.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Soap
    May do
    For lads with fuzz
    But sir, you ain't
    The kid you wuz
    Burma-Shave

    It's really too bad they packed that campaign in. It was such a unique bit of Americana to enjoy on t he nation's highways. . .

    Maybe too much work to mnaintain. (A dirty over-weathered ad board isn't a positive)

    Google says:
    1966
    Burma Shave's sales dwindled, and Gillette bought the company in 1964. It ended the ad campaign, and Burma Shave signs disappeared by 1966.

    Sad. . .

    &
    Philip Morris sold the Burma-Shave brand name to American Safety Razor Company in 1968, but the name remained dormant until 1997 when it was reintroduced for a line of shaving cream, razors, and accessories. ... In recent years, replica's of the Burma Shave signs can be found along Route 66 in Arizona.

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
    Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Oct 20 19:00:00 2021
    George,

    It's really too bad they packed that campaign in. It was such a unique bit of Americana to enjoy on the nation's highways. . .

    It was fun reading all the slogans from various webpages.

    Maybe too much work to maintain. (A dirty over-weathered ad board
    isn't a positive)

    Those who have the old sign boards now have them as "collectors items".

    Philip Morris sold the Burma-Shave brand name to American Safety Razor Company in 1968, but the name remained dormant until 1997 when it was reintroduced for a line of shaving cream, razors, and accessories. ...

    I saw a video once called "The Signs And Rhymes Of Burma Shave"...very interesting.

    Daryl

    ... A lawyer is someone who calls a 200 page document a brief.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757.2 to Daryl Stout on Fri Oct 22 12:09:55 2021
    George,

    It's really too bad they packed that campaign in. It was such a unique bit of Americana to enjoy on the nation's highways. . .

    It was fun reading all the slogans from various webpages.

    That's the only experience I have of them.

    Maybe too much work to maintain. (A dirty over-weathered ad board
    isn't a positive)

    Those who have the old sign boards now have them as "collectors items".

    No doubt!

    I saw a video once called "The Signs And Rhymes Of Burma Shave"...very interesting.

    Formal documemtary, or just a YouTube thing?

    Your friend,

    <+]:{)}
    Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757.2)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 25 01:41:57 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 25, 2021.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    The band
    For which
    The grand stand roots
    Is not made up
    Substi-toots!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 31 00:01:16 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 31, 2021.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Cautious rider
    To her
    Reckless dear
    Let's have less bull
    And lots more steer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 8 00:01:19 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 8, 2021.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    Regardless of
    Political views
    All good parties
    Always
    Choose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 11 03:57:06 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 11, 2021.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    Cheer up face
    The war is past
    The "h" is out
    Of shave
    At last
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 18 05:51:48 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 18, 2021.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    We can't
    Provide you
    With a date
    But we do supply
    The best darn bait
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 20 00:03:09 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 20, 2021.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    His
    Tomato
    Was the mushy type
    Until his beard
    Grew over-ripe
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 25 07:45:26 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 25, 2021.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    We're widely read
    And often quoted
    But it's shaves
    Not signs
    For which we're noted
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 11 00:53:35 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 11, 2021.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    Said farmer Brown
    Who's bald
    On top
    Wish I could
    Rotate the crop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 16 10:47:53 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 16, 2021.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    The one who
    Drives when
    He's been drinking
    Depends on you
    To do his thinking
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 17 07:51:07 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 17, 2021.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Ben
    Met Anna
    Made a hit
    Neglected beard
    Ben-Anna split
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 18 13:05:46 2021
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 18, 2021.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    If daisies
    Are your
    Favorite flower
    Keep pushin' up those
    Miles-per-hour
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 16 00:00:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 16, 2022.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    The one horse shay
    Has had its day
    So has the brush
    And lather way
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 17 00:00:42 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 17, 2022.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    It's a good
    Old Spanish custom
    Take your mug
    And brush
    And bust 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 18 00:00:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 18, 2022.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    Hello druggist
    I don't mean maybe
    Yes
    Sir!
    That's the baby
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 19 00:00:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 19, 2022.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a pound
    For
    Half a buck
    Come on shavers
    You're in luck
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Dennis Katsonis@3:633/384 to Daryl Stout on Sat Jan 22 10:32:00 2022
    Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

    @MSGID: <61EA5204.2367.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>

    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 21, 2022.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    Listen shavers
    Knock on wood
    When offered
    Something
    "Just as good"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)

    I have to ask, what is Burma-Shave?

    ... MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
    --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    * Origin: MS & RD BBS bbsweb.mozysswamp.org (3:633/384)
  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12.73 to Dennis Katsonis on Sat Jan 22 05:11:48 2022
    On 2022 Jan 22 10:32:00, you wrote to Daryl Stout:

    I have to ask, what is Burma-Shave?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+burma+shave

    ;)

    )\/(ark

    "The soul of a small kitten in the body of a mighty dragon. Look on my majesty, ye mighty, and despair! Or bring me catnip. Your choice. Oooh, a shiny thing!"
    ... Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.
    ---
    * Origin: (1:3634/12.73)
  • From Dennis Katsonis@3:633/384 to mark lewis on Sun Jan 23 11:09:00 2022
    mark lewis wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

    @MSGID: <61EBEA8B.2375.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
    @REPLY: <61EB42B9.2368.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>

    On 2022 Jan 22 10:32:00, you wrote to Daryl Stout:

    I have to ask, what is Burma-Shave?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+burma+shave

    ;)


    Yes, I know it can be "googled"... *sigh*
    The reason I asked was because a human being could give me context that Silicon Valleys BS algorithms can't.

    Is this a reference to the product, or the Tom Waits music?
    --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    * Origin: MS & RD BBS bbsweb.mozysswamp.org (3:633/384)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 23 00:01:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 23, 2022.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    The tube's
    A whopper
    35 cents
    Easy shaving
    Low expense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12.73 to Dennis Katsonis on Sun Jan 23 04:45:20 2022
    On 2022 Jan 23 11:09:00, you wrote to me:

    I have to ask, what is Burma-Shave?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+burma+shave

    ;)

    Yes, I know it can be "googled"... *sigh*
    The reason I asked was because a human being could give me context
    that Silicon Valleys BS algorithms can't.

    what context is needed other than the definition of what Burma Shave is/was?

    "Burma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, famous for its advertising gimmick of posting humorous rhyming poems on small sequential highway roadside signs."

    Is this a reference to the product, or the Tom Waits music?

    the product... why? because all of the Burma Shave quotes are from the signs seen on the roadsides from back in the day...

    the Tom Waits song, Burma-Shave, appears to be done in the style of the Burms Shave roadside signs... it is, however, different from the original Burma Shave song written by Roger Miller in 1961 and covered by several other artists/groups...


    FWIW: all of the above was gleaned in about 10 minutes from exactly that original google search link i presented ;)

    )\/(ark

    "The soul of a small kitten in the body of a mighty dragon. Look on my majesty, ye mighty, and despair! Or bring me catnip. Your choice. Oooh, a shiny thing!"
    ... Be leery of crossing strangers who may have hidden agendas & weapons.
    ---
    * Origin: (1:3634/12.73)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 24 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 24, 2022.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Bargain hunters
    Gather 'round
    Fifty cents
    Buys
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Dennis Katsonis@3:633/384 to mark lewis on Tue Jan 25 20:29:00 2022
    mark lewis wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

    @MSGID: <61ED3851.2381.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
    @REPLY: <61ECA072.2379.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>

    On 2022 Jan 23 11:09:00, you wrote to me:

    I have to ask, what is Burma-Shave?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=what+is+burma+shave

    ;)

    Yes, I know it can be "googled"... *sigh*
    The reason I asked was because a human being could give me context
    that Silicon Valleys BS algorithms can't.

    what context is needed other than the definition of what Burma Shave is/was?

    "Burma-Shave was an American brand of brushless shaving cream, famous
    for its advertising gimmick of posting humorous rhyming poems on small sequential highway roadside signs."

    Is this a reference to the product, or the Tom Waits music?

    the product... why? because all of the Burma Shave quotes are from the signs seen on the roadsides from back in the day...

    the Tom Waits song, Burma-Shave, appears to be done in the style of the Burms Shave roadside signs... it is, however, different from the
    original Burma Shave song written by Roger Miller in 1961 and covered
    by several other artists/groups...


    FWIW: all of the above was gleaned in about 10 minutes from exactly
    that original google search link i presented ;)

    I'm Australian, so all this is new to me. Burma-shave appears in every Ad of the Day, so it must be important I presume. I never actually heard of it before, unlike many other American ads I can identify. So to me, it seems to have a special relevance here on Fidonet. Which is why I asked people here.

    I mean, if you saw me on a message board with other Aussies saying "Ridgey Didge" you COULD google what it means, but it doesn't answer why we specifically, in that forum you are in, are saying it. (especially if you haven't actually hard other Aussies say it).


    ... MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
    --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    * Origin: MS & RD BBS bbsweb.mozysswamp.org (3:633/384)
  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12.73 to Dennis Katsonis on Tue Jan 25 10:07:08 2022
    On 2022 Jan 25 20:29:00, you wrote to me:

    FWIW: all of the above was gleaned in about 10 minutes from exactly
    that original google search link i presented ;)

    I'm Australian, so all this is new to me. Burma-shave appears in every Ad
    of the Day, so it must be important I presume.

    not really... it is just what daryl has decided to auto-post in this area by pressing his "today in history" tool into similar usage for its design... the Burma Shave ads work because they are memories and fit the theme of this area... he uses the same tool to post random bible verses in other areas and random tag lines in another area...

    I never actually heard of it before, unlike many other American ads I
    can identify. So to me, it seems to have a special relevance here on Fidonet. Which is why I asked people here.

    the Burma Shave roadsigns were unique, innovative, and well known in certain areas of the US back in the day... their uniqueness and poems made them memorable and i'm sure brought them many sales...

    I mean, if you saw me on a message board with other Aussies saying
    "Ridgey Didge" you COULD google what it means, but it doesn't answer
    why we specifically, in that forum you are in, are saying it.
    (especially if you haven't actually hard other Aussies say it).

    true... in the case of "Ridgey Didge", i would probably hit up the Urban Dictionary first... if its explanation and examples didn't match the context i was seeing, i would likely look to other results before asking just like you did here... the urban dictionary results on that phrase are kinda funny, though :lol:

    )\/(ark

    "The soul of a small kitten in the body of a mighty dragon. Look on my majesty, ye mighty, and despair! Or bring me catnip. Your choice. Oooh, a shiny thing!"
    ... I can't help but feel that the recipe was flawed in some way
    ---
    * Origin: (1:3634/12.73)
  • From Dennis Katsonis@3:633/384 to mark lewis on Wed Jan 26 09:45:00 2022
    mark lewis wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

    @MSGID: <61F0252F.2399.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
    @REPLY: <61EFC338.2395.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>

    true... in the case of "Ridgey Didge", i would probably hit up the
    Urban Dictionary first... if its explanation and examples didn't match
    the context i was seeing, i would likely look to other results before asking just like you did here... the urban dictionary results on that phrase are kinda funny, though :lol:

    Indeed, but it wouldn't tell you why *I* and the people I know use it. Many don't use it anymore. It was far more popular in the 80s (there was a Kids TV show with that name). But most Australians today have forgotten about it, and are nostalgic about different things from the 80s. I and those I converse with might have different memories, which is why we use it, and others don't.

    ... MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
    --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    * Origin: MS & RD BBS bbsweb.mozysswamp.org (3:633/384)
  • From mark lewis@1:3634/12.73 to Dennis Katsonis on Wed Jan 26 06:40:20 2022
    On 2022 Jan 26 09:45:00, you wrote to me:

    true... in the case of "Ridgey Didge", i would probably hit up the
    Urban Dictionary first... if its explanation and examples didn't
    match the context i was seeing, i would likely look to other results
    before asking just like you did here... the urban dictionary results
    on that phrase are kinda funny, though :lol:

    Indeed, but it wouldn't tell you why *I* and the people I know use it.

    true...

    Many don't use it anymore. It was far more popular in the 80s (there
    was a Kids TV show with that name).

    i saw that as well as meat pies and even snowboards ;)

    But most Australians today have forgotten about it, and are nostalgic about different things from the 80s. I and those I converse with
    might have different memories, which is why we use it, and others
    don't.

    that's understandable... then there's also the various slang terms and phrases that are used in different locales which may come into play...

    )\/(ark

    "The soul of a small kitten in the body of a mighty dragon. Look on my majesty, ye mighty, and despair! Or bring me catnip. Your choice. Oooh, a shiny thing!"
    ... Begin the greatest task in the world while it is still small.
    ---
    * Origin: (1:3634/12.73)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Dennis Katsonis on Wed Jan 26 16:29:22 2022
    On 2022 Jan 25 20:29:00, you wrote to Mark Lewis:
    I never actually heard of it before, unlike many other American ads I
    can identify. So to me, it seems to have a special relevance here on
    Fidonet. Which is why I asked people here.

    As Dennis said, it's just a bit of Americana; most memorable to those who saw them in situ; for me the memories are more of reading them listed in humour echoes/etc. -- I've collected photos of Hell's Pizza billboards (that's an Aussie company, no?)

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Dennis Katsonis@3:633/384 to George Pope on Thu Jan 27 20:01:00 2022
    George Pope wrote to Dennis Katsonis <=-

    @MSGID: <61F203C6.2408.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
    @REPLY: <61F0252F.2399.fidomemories@bbs.mozysswamp.org>
    On 2022 Jan 25 20:29:00, you wrote to Mark Lewis:
    I never actually heard of it before, unlike many other American ads I
    can identify. So to me, it seems to have a special relevance here on
    Fidonet. Which is why I asked people here.

    As Dennis said, it's just a bit of Americana; most memorable to those
    who saw them in situ; for me the memories are more of reading them
    listed in humour echoes/etc. -- I've collected photos of Hell's Pizza billboards (that's an Aussie company, no?)

    Hell Pizza is New Zealand based. Close, but no cigar!

    ... MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
    --- MultiMail/Linux v0.52
    * Origin: MS & RD BBS bbsweb.mozysswamp.org (3:633/384)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Dennis Katsonis on Thu Jan 27 08:50:08 2022
    listed in humour echoes/etc. -- I've collected photos of Hell's Pizza
    billboards (that's an Aussie company, no?)
    Hell Pizza is New Zealand based. Close, but no cigar!

    As I tell my Kiwi mate: NZ is just a province of Australia, right? :D

    He hates that!


    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 29 00:01:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 29, 2022.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    Several million
    Modern men
    Will never go back
    To the brush again
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 31 00:01:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 31, 2022.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    Water heater
    Out of kilter
    Try the brushless
    Whisker
    Wilter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Mon Jan 31 13:54:26 2022
    Several million
    Modern men
    Will never go back
    To the brush again
    Burma-Shave

    I prefer a brush with shaving gel. . .

    lather it up then slather onto my face & attack it with the cheapest 2-bladed razors I was able to find at the local dollar stores (basically a gilette ripoff); I use each ojne at least twice. . .

    But I'm lazy, so thinking of letting it grow for a whle, but the usual problem dfor me is keeping it neat/professional looking, so I just got a $4 trimmer c/w 3 combs to set the length.

    We'll see how it goes -- the day it starts to get too itchy, off it comes, as usual -- I shave my head every 6-8 weeks; due this week. . .

    Can't be bothered spending time combing my hair, so I just shave it & I'm good to go for a while, as is when I'm done my shower

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 1 00:02:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 1, 2022.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    The answer to
    A maiden's
    Prayer
    Is not a chin
    Of stubby hair
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 2 00:01:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 2, 2022.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Don't you cry
    You'll be a
    Shoe dauber
    By and by
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Wed Feb 2 16:22:00 2022
    George,

    But I'm lazy, so thinking of letting it grow for a whle, but the usual problem dfor me is keeping it neat/professional looking, so I just got
    a $4 trimmer c/w 3 combs to set the length.

    I went to Great Clips the other day...got a haircut, shampoo, beard, and moustache trim, for $25...and gave them a nice tip. I don't look so much
    like a shaggy dog hobo anymore. But, I still have enough salt and pepper
    in the beard, moustache, and hair, to get a senior discount.

    Apparently, the Kroger grocery chain in some areas has ENDED the senior discount...but it was still on at the store I visited in midtown Little
    Rock yesterday. I guarantee you if they end that discount, they will lose
    a ton of customers.

    Daryl

    ... Do not use elevator in case of fire. Water works better.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 3 00:01:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 3, 2022.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    Within this vale
    Of toil
    And sin
    Your head grows bald
    But not your chin -- use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 4 00:01:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 4, 2022.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Free offer! Free offer!
    Rip a fender
    Off your car
    Mail it in for
    A half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Thu Feb 3 23:10:48 2022
    I went to Great Clips the other day...got a haircut, shampoo, beard, and moustache trim, for $25...and gave them a nice tip. I don't look so much
    like a shaggy dog hobo anymore. But, I still have enough salt and pepper
    in the beard, moustache, and hair, to get a senior discount.

    I tend to pay $25 including a 20-25% tip. (it's about $18 for beard & head, including tax); when they(whoever, wherever) raise their prices, if I'm a regular, I can often get one last go or two at the old price.

    The pizza place we use for the good pizza, gave us an old price for over a year, until new owners, who set new prices (definitely higher -- but still high quality dough & toppings)

    I olke the others -- we'd get our pizzaa first, even on nights with a final game on in any sport (world series, superbowl, Grey Cup, et al); never even slightly cooled down from the oven -- just the way I like it!

    I always tip pizza with cash, even if using the debit portable to pay.

    Apparently, the Kroger grocery chain in some areas has ENDED the senior discount...but it was still on at the store I visited in midtown Little
    Rock yesterday. I guarantee you if they end that discount, they will lose
    a ton of customers.

    All depends on how many seniors they have living nearby, & how much they're losing with the discount, vs how much they spend the other days at full price.

    & if they do, start an outcry -- this often works with corporations!

    You get asenior's discount reghsarlessm, but at leasrt they won't ask you for ID, eh?

    I laughed -- was picking up pads for my wife & the cashier gave 47yo me a semior's discount, but it may have been a "wink-wink" kind of thing, rather than an assumption -- I don't care -- 15% is 15%!

    Better in my pocket than the billionaire owners'!

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 7 00:01:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 7, 2022.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    If your hubby
    Trumps your ace
    Here's something
    That will
    Save his face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 8 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 8, 2022.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    Mug and brush
    Old Adam
    Had 'em
    Is your husband
    Like Adam, Madam?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 9 00:01:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 9, 2022.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    To shaving brush
    I need
    Not cling
    I will not hush
    Of thee I sing
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 10 00:01:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 10, 2022.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    He had the ring
    He had the flat
    But she felt his chin
    And that
    Was that
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 11 00:01:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 11, 2022.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Your beauty, boys
    Is just
    Skin deep
    What skin you've got
    You ought to keep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 12 00:01:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 12, 2022.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    The answer to
    A shaver's dream
    A greaseless
    No brush
    Shaving cream
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 13 00:01:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 13, 2022.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    When cutting
    Whiskers
    You don't need
    To leave one half
    Of them for seed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 15 00:01:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 15, 2022.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day
    We do
    Our part
    To make your face
    A work of art
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 16 00:01:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 16, 2022.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    The bearded lady
    Tried a jar
    She's now
    A famous
    Movie star
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 17 11:37:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 17, 2022.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Jonah took
    No brush
    To mop his face
    Where Jonah went
    He needed space
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 18 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 18, 2022.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    Bachelor's quarters
    Dog on the rug
    Whiskers to blame
    No one
    To hug
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 19 00:01:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 19, 2022.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Bristly beard
    Or silky fuzz
    Just shave 'em back
    To where
    They was
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 20 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 20, 2022.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Tho living costs
    Are upward bound
    Four bits
    Still buys
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 21 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 21, 2022.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Pity all
    The mighty Caesars
    They pulled
    Each whisker out
    With tweezers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 22 12:53:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 22, 2022.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Lather was used
    By Daniel Boone
    He lived
    A 100 years
    Too soon
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 23 00:01:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 23, 2022.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Beneath this stone
    Lies Elmer Gush
    Tickled to death
    By his shaving brush
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 24 00:01:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 24, 2022.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Every second
    Without fail
    Some store
    Rings up
    Another sale
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 25 00:01:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 25, 2022.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    That "pink toothbrush"
    Is a curse
    But that pink razor's
    A darn sight worse
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 26 00:01:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 26, 2022.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Noah had whiskers
    In the ark
    But he wouldn't get by
    On a bench
    In the park
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 27 00:01:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 27, 2022.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    His face was smooth
    And cool as ice
    And oh Louise!
    He smelled
    So nice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 28 00:01:13 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 28, 2022.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    Late risers!
    Shave in just
    2 minutes flat
    Kiss your wife
    Grab your hat
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 1 00:02:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 1, 2022.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Helps
    Your budget
    Hold its ground
    Half a dollar
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 2 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 2, 2022.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Dewhiskered
    Kisses
    Defrost
    The
    Misses
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 3 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 3, 2022.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    With 200 kinds
    From which to choose
    2 million men
    Prefer
    To use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 4 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 4, 2022.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Avoid the store
    Which claims
    You should
    Buy something else
    That's just as good
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 5 00:01:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 5, 2022.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think
    She likes
    Your bristles
    Walk bare-footed
    Through some thistles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 6 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 6, 2022.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's beard
    Was stiff and coarse
    And that's what
    Caused his
    Fifth divorce
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 7 04:35:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 7, 2022.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    I just joined
    The young man said
    A nudist camp
    Is my face red?
    No! I use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 8 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 8, 2022.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    You know
    Your onions
    Lettuce suppose
    This beets 'em all
    Don't turnip your nose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 9 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 9, 2022.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Keep well
    To the right
    Of the oncoming car
    Get your close shaves
    From the half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 10 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 10, 2022.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Whiskers long
    Made Samson strong
    But Samson's gal
    She done
    Him wrong
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 11 00:01:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 11, 2022.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a buck
    Half a pound
    No substitute
    Is ever found
    For
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 12 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 12, 2022.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Eeny-meeny
    Miny-mo
    Save your skin
    Your time
    Your dough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 13 00:01:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 13, 2022.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Is out of date
    Use the
    Razor's
    Perfect mate
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 14 00:01:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 14, 2022.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    To get
    Away from
    Hairy apes
    Ladies jump
    From fire escapes
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 15 09:58:04 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 15, 2022.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Riot at
    Drug store
    Calling all cars
    100 customers
    99 jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 16 00:01:12 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 16, 2022.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    And soapy smear
    Went out of
    Style with
    Hoops my dear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 17 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 17, 2022.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Would irk a saint
    You hope they are
    What you know
    They ain't
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 18 08:16:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 18, 2022.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    To every man
    His shave
    Is best
    Until he makes
    The final test
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 19 00:01:13 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 19, 2022.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    And whiskers
    Do hobnob
    Some sailor gob
    Will steal your squab
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 20 00:01:12 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 20, 2022.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're just
    An average man
    Wanting to look
    The best you can
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 21 00:01:11 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 21, 2022.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Spring
    Has sprung
    The grass has riz
    Where last year's
    Careless drivers is
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 22 10:06:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 22, 2022.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    At Christmas time
    And birthdays too
    We solve
    Your problems right
    For you -- give
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 23 00:01:13 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 23, 2022.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Let's give the
    Clerk a hand
    Who never
    Palms off
    Another brand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 24 00:01:11 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 24, 2022.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    His tenor voice
    She thought divine
    Till whiskers
    Scratched
    Sweet Adeline
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 25 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 25, 2022.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Free! Free!!
    A trip
    To Mars
    For 900
    Empty jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 26 00:01:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 26, 2022.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    All these years
    Your skin
    Has dried
    Why not moisten
    Up your hide
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 27 00:01:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 27, 2022.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Week-old beard
    So masked his face
    His bull dog
    Chased him
    Off the place
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 29 17:55:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 29, 2022.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Every
    Sheba
    Wants a sheik
    Strong of muscle
    Smooth of cheek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 30 00:01:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 30, 2022.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    If HER whiskers
    Scratched YOUR cheek
    You would
    Send her out
    To seek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 31 00:01:10 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 31, 2022.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    The cannibals
    Took just one view
    And said
    He looks too nice
    To stew
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 1 00:02:11 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 1, 2022.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    You've laughed
    At our signs
    For many a mile
    Be a sport
    Give us a trial
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 2 09:42:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 2, 2022.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    If harmony
    Is what
    You crave
    Then get
    A tuba
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 3 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 3, 2022.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    Who've tested
    Every brand
    Are just the ones
    Who now demand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 4 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 4, 2022.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    It's in
    The bag
    Of every man
    Who travels
    Lightly as he can
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 5 07:53:06 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 5, 2022.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    No pulling
    At the whisker base
    A soothing film
    Protects
    Your face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 6 07:40:34 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 6, 2022.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    From Saskatoon
    To Alabam'
    You hear men praise
    The shave
    What am
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 7 00:01:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 7, 2022.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper hangers
    With the hives
    Now can
    Shave with
    Carving knives
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 11 12:47:00 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 11, 2022.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't take
    A curve
    At 60 per
    We hate to lose
    A customer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 12 09:30:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 12, 2022.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Say, big boy
    To go
    Thru life
    How'd you like
    A whiskered wife?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 13 19:23:02 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 13, 2022.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Are you
    An even-tempered guy?
    Mad all
    The time?
    Better try
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 9 14:27:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 9, 2022.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Cheek to cheek
    They meant to be
    The lights went out
    And so did he
    He needed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 14 09:59:00 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 14, 2022.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    The cream
    One hears
    The most of now
    Comes from a jar
    Not from a cow
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 15 00:00:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 15, 2022.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    'Mid rising
    Taxes
    Soaring rents
    Still half a pound
    For fifty cents
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 16 14:35:08 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 16, 2022.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    The time
    To start
    A real dispute
    Is when you're
    Offered a substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 17 18:35:51 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 17, 2022.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    Before I tried it
    The kisses
    I missed
    But afterward -- Boy!
    The misses I kissed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 18 00:00:52 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 18, 2022.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Be a modern
    Paul Revere
    Spread the news
    From ear
    To ear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 19 00:00:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 19, 2022.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    No lady likes
    To dance
    Or dine
    Accompanied by
    A porcupine
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 20 00:02:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 20, 2022.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    In every
    Half a pound
    My boy
    You get a ton
    Of Shaving joy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 21 00:00:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 21, 2022.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Hardly a driver
    Is now alive
    Who passed
    On hills
    At 75
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 22 00:00:46 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 22, 2022.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    A whiskered gent
    At a bazaar
    Paid for
    A kiss
    But got a jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 23 00:00:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 23, 2022.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Drive like
    A railroad engineer
    Take it easy
    When the road's
    Not clear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 24 13:59:35 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 24, 2022.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Mirror on
    The bathroom wall
    What's the
    Smoothest shave
    Of all?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 25 07:53:36 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 25, 2022.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Try a tube
    The cream
    That's in it
    Is making friends
    A man a minute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 26 00:01:12 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 26, 2022.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Soap's
    That irritate
    Their mugs
    Turn jolly gents
    To jitterbugs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 27 00:00:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 27, 2022.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Mom and Pop
    Are feeling gay
    Baby said
    As plain
    As day
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 28 00:04:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 28, 2022.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    If you dislike
    Big traffic fines
    Slow down
    'Till you
    Can read these signs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 29 00:00:52 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 29, 2022.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    A peach
    Looks good
    With lots of fuzz
    But man's no peach
    And never wuz
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 30 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 30, 2022.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Spread it on
    And lightly too
    Shave it off
    That's all
    You're through
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 1 00:11:09 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 1, 2022.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    With glamour girls
    You'll never click
    Bewhiskered
    Like a
    Bolshevik
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 2 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 2, 2022.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    The queen
    Of hearts
    Now loves the knave
    The king
    Ran out of
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 3 07:51:07 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 3, 2022.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    At crossroads
    Don't just
    Trust to luck
    The other car
    May be a truck
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 4 00:10:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 4, 2022.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Careless driving
    Soon we hope
    Will go
    The way
    Of brush and soap
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 5 18:35:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 5, 2022.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Said Juliet
    To Romeo
    If you
    Won't shave
    Go homeo
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 6 00:10:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 6, 2022.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    When you drive
    If caution ceases
    You are apt
    To rest
    In pieces
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 7 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 7, 2022.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    All little rhyming
    Jokes aside
    Don't be content
    Until you've
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 8 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 8, 2022.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    You can't reach 80
    Hale and hearty
    By driving 80
    Home from
    The party
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 9 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 9, 2022.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes and
    Imitations
    Send 'em to
    Your wife's
    Relations
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 10 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 10, 2022.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    He married Grace
    With scratchy face
    He only
    Got one day
    Of Grace!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 11 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 11, 2022.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Buy a jar
    Take it from me
    There's so
    Much in it
    The last half's free
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 12 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 12, 2022.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    He's the boy
    The gals forgot
    His line
    Was smooth
    His chin was not
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 13 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 13, 2022.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Put your brush
    Back on the shelf
    The darn thing
    Needs a
    Shave itself
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 14 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 14, 2022.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    It's best for
    One who hits
    The bottle
    To let another
    Use the throttle
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 15 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 15, 2022.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't pass cars
    On curve or hill
    If the cops
    Don't get you
    Morticians will
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 16 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 16, 2022.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    A scratchy chin
    Like bright
    Pink socks
    Puts any romance
    On the rocks
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 17 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 17, 2022.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Give hand signals
    To those behind
    They don't know
    What's in
    Your mind
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 18 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 18, 2022.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Prickly pears
    Are picked
    For pickles
    No peach picks
    A face that prickles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 19 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 19, 2022.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 20 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 20, 2022.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    Just spread
    Then pat
    Now shave
    That's
    That
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 21 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 21, 2022.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Here's
    A good deed
    For a scout
    Tell your dad
    All about
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 22 06:58:57 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 22, 2022.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    They missed
    The turn
    Car was whizz'n
    Fault was her'n
    Funeral his'n
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 23 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 23, 2022.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    Tell
    The dear
    Who shops around
    That half a buck
    Buys half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 24 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 24, 2022.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    She kissed
    The hairbrush
    By mistake
    She thought it was
    Her husband Jake
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 25 10:39:02 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 25, 2022.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    He used
    Umbrella
    For parachute
    Now rejects
    Every substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 26 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 26, 2022.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't stick
    Your elbow
    Out so far
    It might go home
    In another car
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 27 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 27, 2022.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Of all
    The drunks
    Who drive on Sunday
    Some are stil
    Alive on Monday
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 28 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 28, 2022.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Many a wolf
    Is never let in
    Because of the hair
    On his
    Chinny-chin-chin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 29 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 29, 2022.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Soldier
    Sailor
    And marine
    Now get a shave
    That's quick and clean
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 30 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 30, 2022.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Hinky-dinky
    Parley voo
    Cheer up the face
    The war
    Is thru
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 31 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 31, 2022.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brushes
    Soon will
    Be trimmin'
    Those screwy hats
    We see on wimmin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 1 00:20:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 1, 2022.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    Angels
    Who guard you
    When you drive
    Usually
    Retire at 65
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 2 15:41:59 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 2, 2022.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    Forest fires
    Start from scratch
    So think before
    You toss
    That match
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 3 00:11:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 3, 2022.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Dim your lights
    Behind a car
    Let folks see
    How bright
    YOU are
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 4 00:10:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 4, 2022.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Thirty days
    Hath September
    April
    June and the
    Speed offender
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Mike Powell@1:2320/105 to DARYL STOUT on Sat Jun 4 10:24:00 2022
    On this day...
    Thirty days
    Hath September
    April
    June and the
    Speed offender
    Burma-Shave

    This one is catchy and easy to remember. :)

    Mike

    * SLMR 2.1a * Two silkworms were having a race, but it ended in a tie.
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Linux
    * Origin: capitolcityonline.net * Telnet/SSH:2022/HTTP (1:2320/105)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 5 00:10:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 5, 2022.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Others claim
    Their product good
    But ours
    Does what
    You think it should
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Mike Powell on Sun Jun 5 19:45:00 2022
    Mike,

    On this day...
    Thirty days
    Hath September
    April
    June and the
    Speed offender
    Burma-Shave

    This one is catchy and easy to remember. :)

    Lately, it's more like...

    Brother Speeder
    Let's Rehearse
    All Together
    Good Morning, Nurse
    Burma Shave

    Never mind this one...

    Hardly a man
    Is Now Alive
    Who Passed On Hills
    At Seventy-Five
    Burma Shave

    Daryl

    ... DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE!! FOR SYSOP USE ONLY.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 6 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 6, 2022.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Drowsy?
    Just remember, pard
    That marble slab
    Is doggone
    Hard
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 7 00:10:36 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 7, 2022.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Statistics prove
    Near and far
    That folks who
    Drive like crazy
    --Are!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 8 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 8, 2022.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Dear lover boy,
    Your photo came
    But your doggone beard
    Won't fit
    The frame
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 9 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 9, 2022.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    This will never
    Come to pass
    A back-seat
    Driver
    Out of gas
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 10 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 10, 2022.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 11 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 11, 2022.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    If a gift
    You must choose
    Give him one
    He'll like
    To use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 12 00:10:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 12, 2022.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    Pedro
    Walked
    Back home, by golly
    His bristly chin
    Was hot-to-Molly
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 13 22:51:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 13, 2022.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    If our road signs
    Catch your eye
    Smile
    But don't forget
    To buy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 14 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 14, 2022.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    When the stork
    Delivers a boy
    Our whole
    Darn factory
    Jumps for joy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 15 00:33:06 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 15, 2022.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    Film protects
    Your neck
    And chin
    So your razor
    Won't dig in
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 16 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 16, 2022.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    A shave
    That's real
    No cuts to heal
    A soothing
    Velvet after-feel
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 17 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 17, 2022.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    If hugging
    On highways
    Is your sport
    Trade in your car
    For a davenport
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 18 00:11:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 18, 2022.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    In cupid's little
    Bag of trix
    Here's the one
    That clix
    With chix
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 19 00:10:40 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 19, 2022.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who wants
    To middle-aisle it
    Must never scratch
    His little Violet
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 20 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 20, 2022.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day
    We do
    Our part
    To make your face
    A work of art
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 21 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 21, 2022.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 22 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 22, 2022.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    We don't
    Know how
    To split an atom
    But as to whiskers
    Let us at 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 23 00:10:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 23, 2022.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    If you want
    A hearty squeeze
    Get our
    Female
    Anti-freeze
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 24 00:10:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 24, 2022.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 25 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 25, 2022.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 26 00:10:50 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 26, 2022.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    Our fortune
    Is your
    Shaven face
    It's our best
    Advertising space
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 27 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 27, 2022.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    Golfers!
    If fewer strokes
    Are what you crave
    You're out of the rough
    With
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 28 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 28, 2022.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    For painting
    Cow-shed
    Barn or fence
    That shaving brush
    Is just immense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 29 00:10:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 29, 2022.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    The happy golfer
    Find with glee
    The shave
    That suits him
    To a tee
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 30 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 30, 2022.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    Golfers!
    Hole in one
    Is quite a feat
    Unless that hole
    Is in your meat
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 1 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 1, 2022.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    The bearded devil
    Is forced
    To dwell
    In the only place
    Where they don't sell
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 2 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 2, 2022.
    This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.

    On this day...
    Special seats
    Reserved in hades
    For whiskered guys
    Who scratch
    The ladies
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 3 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 3, 2022.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Was like
    Old rover
    When he died
    He died all over
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 4 00:10:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 4, 2022.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    Life with father
    Is more pleasant
    Since
    He got this
    Birthday present
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 5 00:10:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 5, 2022.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    To a substitute
    He gave a trial
    It took off
    Nothing
    But his smile
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 6 00:10:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 6, 2022.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    It spreads so smooth
    It shaves so slick
    It feels
    Like velvet
    And it's quick
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 7 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 7, 2022.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    'Twould be
    More fun
    To go by air
    If we could put
    These signs up there
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 8 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 8, 2022.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    Drinking drivers
    Enhance their
    Chance
    To highball home
    In an ambulance
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 9 00:10:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 9, 2022.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 10 00:10:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 10, 2022.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    Both hands
    On wheel
    Eyes on road
    That's the skillful
    Driver's code
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 11 00:10:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 11, 2022.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    You've used
    Our cream
    Now try our blades
    Pair up the best
    In shaving aids
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 12 00:10:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 12, 2022.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 13 09:20:55 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 13, 2022.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    That she
    Could cook
    He had his doubts
    Until she creamed
    His bristle sprouts with
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 14 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 14, 2022.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    The wolf
    Who longs
    To roam and prowl
    Should shave before
    He starts to howl
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 15 00:10:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 15, 2022.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    Car in ditch
    Driver in tree
    Moon was full
    And so
    Was he
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 16 00:10:20 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 16, 2022.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    As you drive
    Play this game
    Construct
    A jingle
    With this name
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 17 00:10:22 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 17, 2022.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    If a gift
    You must choose
    Give him
    One that
    He can use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 19 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 19, 2022.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    Altho
    We've sold
    Six million others
    We still can't sell
    Those coughdrop brothers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 20 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 20, 2022.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    Join
    Our happy
    Brushless throng
    Six million users
    Can't be wrong
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 21 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 21, 2022.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    We know
    How much
    You love that gal
    But use both hands
    For driving, pal
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 22 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 22, 2022.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 23 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 23, 2022.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    Sleep in a chair
    Nothing to lose
    But a nap
    At the wheel
    Is a permanent snooze
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 24 00:10:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 24, 2022.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    You can beat
    A mile a minute
    But there ain't
    No future
    In it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 25 00:10:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 25, 2022.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    If these
    Signs blur
    And bounce around
    You'd better park
    And walk to town
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 26 00:10:18 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 26, 2022.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    No man can really
    Do his stuff
    With a face that's sore
    Or a chin
    That's rough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 27 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 27, 2022.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    Big mistake
    Many make
    Rely on horn
    Instead of
    Brake
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 28 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 28, 2022.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    She raised cain
    When he raised stubble
    Guess what
    Smoothed away
    Their trouble?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 29 07:59:42 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 29, 2022.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    Traveling men
    Know ease
    And speed
    Their shaving kits
    Hold what they need
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 30 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 30, 2022.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Like unseen barter
    Often make one
    Sad
    But smarter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 31 10:06:14 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 31, 2022.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 1 00:10:15 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 1, 2022.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Don't know
    Whose signs
    These are
    You can't have
    Driven very far
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 2 00:10:17 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 2, 2022.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    There's no whisker
    It won't soften
    Shave 'em close
    And not
    So often
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 3 00:10:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 3, 2022.
    This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.

    On this day...
    If hugging
    On highways
    Is your sport
    Trade in your car
    For a davenport
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 4 08:33:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 4, 2022.
    This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.

    On this day...
    What you shouted
    May be true,
    But
    Did you hear
    What he called you?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 5 00:01:35 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 5, 2022.
    This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.

    On this day...
    I use it too
    The bald man said
    It keeps my face
    Just like
    My head
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 6 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 6, 2022.
    This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's
    Out with
    Junior's date
    Old technique
    With brand new bait
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 7 00:01:59 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 7, 2022.
    This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.

    On this day...
    No soggy brushes
    In your grip
    You've always
    Got a
    Finger tip
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 8 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 8, 2022.
    This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.

    On this day...
    Man passes
    Dog house
    Dog sees chin
    Dog gets out
    Man gets in
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 9 10:55:05 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 9, 2022.
    This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who wants
    To middle-aisle it
    Must never scratch
    His little violet
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 10 07:26:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 10, 2022.
    This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.

    On this day...
    Prices rising
    O'er the nation
    Here is one
    That missed
    Inflation
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 11 00:01:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 11, 2022.
    This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.

    On this day...
    Stores are full
    Of shaving aids
    But all you need
    Is this
    And blades
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 12 00:01:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 12, 2022.
    This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.

    On this day...
    Drove too long
    Driver snoozing
    What happened next
    Is not
    Amusing
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 13 00:01:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 13, 2022.
    This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.

    On this day...
    Rhyme and reason
    Every season
    You've read
    The rhyme
    Now try the reason
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 14 00:01:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 14, 2022.
    This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.

    On this day...
    When Peter Piper
    Pickle picker
    Kissed his gal
    His beard
    Would prick 'er
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 15 00:01:30 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 15, 2022.
    This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.

    On this day...
    Trains don't wander
    All over the map
    For no one
    Sits on
    The engineer's lap
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 16 06:28:21 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 16, 2022.
    This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.

    On this day...
    Gets each
    Whisker
    At the base
    No ingrown hair
    On neck or face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 17 10:40:51 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 17, 2022.
    This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.

    On this day...
    When junior takes
    Your ties
    And car
    It's time to buy
    An extra jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 18 00:01:30 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 18, 2022.
    This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.

    On this day...
    When better
    Shaving brushes
    Are made
    We'll still shave
    Without their aid
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 19 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 19, 2022.
    This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.

    On this day...
    Remember this
    If you'd
    Be spared
    Trains don't whistle
    Because they're scared
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 20 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 20, 2022.
    This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.

    On this day...
    College boys!
    Your courage muster
    Shave off
    That fuzzy
    Cookie duster
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 21 00:02:19 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 21, 2022.
    This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.

    On this day...
    Cutie invited
    Varsity hop
    Guy full
    Of whiskers
    Party a flop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 22 00:03:00 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 22, 2022.
    This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.

    On this day...
    Past
    Schoolhouses
    Take it slow
    Let the little
    Shavers grow
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 23 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 23, 2022.
    This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.

    On this day...
    College cutie
    Pigskin hero
    Bristly Kiss
    Hero
    Zero
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 24 00:01:35 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 24, 2022.
    This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.

    On this day...
    If man bites doggie
    That is news
    If face
    Scares doggie
    Better use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Aug 25 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday August 25, 2022.
    This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.

    On this day...
    At intersections
    Look each way
    A harp sounds nice
    But it's
    Hard to play
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Aug 26 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday August 26, 2022.
    This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.

    On this day...
    Life is sweet
    But oh how bitter!
    To love a gal
    And then
    Not git 'er
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Aug 27 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday August 27, 2022.
    This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.

    On this day...
    Wild
    Dashes
    From by-ways
    Cause crashes
    On highways
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Aug 28 00:01:41 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday August 28, 2022.
    This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.

    On this day...
    Broken romance
    Stated fully
    She went wild
    When he
    Went wooly
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Aug 29 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday August 29, 2022.
    This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.

    On this day...
    Pa likes the cream
    Ma likes the jar
    Both like
    The price
    So there you are
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 30 07:16:58 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 30, 2022.
    This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.

    On this day...
    Brother speeders
    Let's
    Rehearse
    All together
    "Good morning, Nurse!"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 31 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 31, 2022.
    This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.

    On this day...
    Approached
    A crossing
    Without looking
    Who will eat
    His widow's cooking?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 1 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 1, 2022.
    This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.

    On this day...
    Road
    Was slippery
    Curve was sharp
    White robe, halo
    Wings and harp
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 2 07:45:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 2, 2022.
    This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.

    On this day...
    Speed
    Was high
    Weather was not
    Tires were thin
    X marks the spot
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 3 08:41:59 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 3, 2022.
    This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.

    On this day...
    The more
    You shave
    The brushless way
    The more you'll be
    Inclined to say--
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 4 00:01:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 4, 2022.
    This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.

    On this day...
    Highways are
    No place
    To sleep
    Stop your car
    To count your sheep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 5 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 5, 2022.
    This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.

    On this day...
    The minutes
    Some folks
    Save through speed
    They never even
    Live to need
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 6 07:14:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 6, 2022.
    This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.

    On this day...
    At school zones
    Heed instructions!
    Protect
    our little
    Tax deductions
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 7 00:01:34 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 7, 2022.
    This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.

    On this day...
    The midnight ride
    Of Paul
    For beer
    Led to a
    Warmer hemisphere
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 8 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 8, 2022.
    This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.

    On this day...
    It's not
    How fast or slow
    You drive
    The question is
    How you arrive
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 9 00:01:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 9, 2022.
    This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.

    On this day...
    I've read
    These signs
    Since just a kid
    Now that I shave
    I'm glad I did
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 10 00:01:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 10, 2022.
    This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.

    On this day...
    We don't
    Know how
    To split an atom
    But as to whiskers
    Let us at 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 11 00:01:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 11, 2022.
    This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.

    On this day...
    Wild men pulled
    Their whiskers out
    That's what made
    Them wild
    No doubt--
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 12 00:01:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 12, 2022.
    This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.

    On this day...
    Little Bo-Peep
    Has lost her Jeep
    It struck
    A truck
    When she went to sleep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 13 00:01:36 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 13, 2022.
    This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.

    On this day...
    A man
    A miss
    A car--a curve
    He kissed the miss
    And missed the curve
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 14 00:01:29 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 14, 2022.
    This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.

    On this day...
    Whiskers
    Easy come,
    You know
    Why not make them
    Easy go?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 15 00:02:02 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 15, 2022.
    This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.

    On this day...
    He saw
    The train
    And tried to duck it
    Kicked first the gas
    And then the bucket
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 16 00:01:30 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 16, 2022.
    This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.

    On this day...
    Headline news
    For face
    And chin
    Now improved
    With lanolin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 17 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 17, 2022.
    This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.

    On this day...
    His face
    Was loved
    By just his mother
    He Burma-Shaved
    And now--
    Oh, brother
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 18 00:03:16 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 18, 2022.
    This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.

    On this day...
    His beard
    Was long
    And strong and tough
    He lost his
    Chicken in the rough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 19 00:03:41 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 19, 2022.
    This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.

    On this day...
    Just this once
    And just for fun
    We'll let you
    Finish
    What we've begun
    ? ? ?
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 20 00:01:40 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 20, 2022.
    This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.

    On this day...
    With television
    On the set
    Stars are
    Running out
    To get
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 21 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 21, 2022.
    This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.

    On this day...
    With A sleek cheek
    Pressed to hers
    Jeepers! Creepers!
    How she purrs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 22 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 22, 2022.
    This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    Who have to
    Travel light
    Find the handy tube
    Just right
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 23 00:01:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 23, 2022.
    This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.

    On this day...
    Since hubby
    Tried
    That substitute
    He's 1/3 man
    And 2/3 brute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Sep 24 00:01:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday September 24, 2022.
    This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Must sample
    Her "pucker paint"
    Better drive
    Where traffic ain't
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Sep 25 00:01:42 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday September 25, 2022.
    This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.

    On this day...
    Pull off
    The road
    To change a flat
    Protect your life--
    No spare for that!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Sep 26 00:03:02 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday September 26, 2022.
    This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.

    On this day...
    These three
    Prevent most accidents
    Courtesy
    Caution
    Common sense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Sep 27 00:01:35 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday September 27, 2022.
    This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.

    On this day...
    Said one whisker
    To another
    Can't get tough
    With this stuff
    Brother
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Sep 28 00:01:36 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday September 28, 2022.
    This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.

    On this day...
    One Burma-Shave
    The school boy cried
    At least
    I'll smell
    As if I tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Sep 29 00:01:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday September 29, 2022.
    This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.

    On this day...
    His cheek
    Was rough
    His chick vamoosed
    And now she won't
    Come home to roost
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Sep 30 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday September 30, 2022.
    This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.

    On this day...
    On curves ahead
    Remember, sonny
    That rabbit's foot
    Didn't save
    The bunny
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 1 00:01:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 1, 2022.
    This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.

    On this day...
    When
    Super-shaved
    Remember, pard
    You'll still get slapped
    But not so hard
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 2 00:01:50 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 2, 2022.
    This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.

    On this day...
    His brush is gone
    So what'll we do
    Said Mike Robe I
    To Mike Robe II
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 3 00:01:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 3, 2022.
    This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.

    On this day...
    The place to pass
    On curves
    You know
    Is only at
    A beauty show
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 4 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 4, 2022.
    This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.

    On this day...
    A whiskery kiss
    For the one
    You adore
    May not make her mad
    But her face will be sore
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 5 00:01:55 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 5, 2022.
    This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.

    On this day...
    Burma-Shave
    Was such a boom
    They passed
    The bride
    And kissed the groom
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 6 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 6, 2022.
    This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.

    On this day...
    These signs
    We gladly
    Dedicate
    To men who've had
    No date of late
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 7 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 7, 2022.
    This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.

    On this day...
    If your peach
    Keeps out
    Of reach
    Better practice
    What we preach
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 8 00:01:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 8, 2022.
    This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who drives
    A car wide open
    Is not thinkin'
    He's just hopin'
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 9 00:02:08 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 9, 2022.
    This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.

    On this day...
    To kiss
    A mug
    That's like a cactus
    Takes more nerve
    Than it does practice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 10 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 10, 2022.
    This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.

    On this day...
    The whale
    Put Jonah
    Down the hatch
    But coughed him up
    Because he scratched
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 11 00:01:49 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 11, 2022.
    This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.

    On this day...
    Violets are blue
    Roses are pink
    On graves
    Of those
    Who drive and drink
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 12 00:01:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 12, 2022.
    This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.

    On this day...
    My job is
    Keeping faces clean
    And nobody knows
    De stubble
    I've seen
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 13 00:01:24 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 13, 2022.
    This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.

    On this day...
    Doesn't
    Kiss you
    Like she useter?
    Perhaps she's seen
    A smoother rooster!!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 14 00:01:23 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 14, 2022.
    This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.

    On this day...
    No use
    Knowing
    How to pick 'em
    If your half-shaved
    Whiskers stick 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 15 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 15, 2022.
    This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.

    On this day...
    He tried
    To cross
    As fast train neared
    Death didn't draft him
    He volunteered
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 16 12:09:51 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 16, 2022.
    This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.

    On this day...
    Her chariot
    Raced 80 per
    They hauled away
    What had
    Ben Her
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 17 00:01:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 17, 2022.
    This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.

    On this day...
    I'd heard
    It praised
    By drug store clerks
    I tried the stuff
    Hot dog! It works
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 18 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 18, 2022.
    This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.

    On this day...
    Train wrecks few
    Reason clear
    Fireman
    Never hugs
    Engineer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 19 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 19, 2022.
    This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.

    On this day...
    Altho insured
    Remember, kiddo
    They don't pay you
    They pay
    Your widow
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 20 00:01:34 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 20, 2022.
    This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.

    On this day...
    Soap
    May do
    For lads with fuzz
    But sir, you ain't
    The kid you wuz
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 21 00:01:30 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 21, 2022.
    This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.

    On this day...
    She eyed
    His beard
    And said no dice
    The wedding's off--
    I'll COOK the rice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 22 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 22, 2022.
    This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.

    On this day...
    Train approaching
    Whistle squealing
    Pause!
    Avoid that
    Rundown feeling!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 23 00:01:49 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 23, 2022.
    This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.

    On this day...
    Unless
    Your face
    Is stinger free
    You'd better let
    Your honey be
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 24 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 24, 2022.
    This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.

    On this day...
    Another
    Red skin
    Bit the dust
    When Pa tried
    What these signs discussed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Oct 25 10:31:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday October 25, 2022.
    This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.

    On this day...
    The band
    For which
    The grand stand roots
    Is not made up
    Substi-toots!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Oct 26 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday October 26, 2022.
    This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.

    On this day...
    The cream
    Preserves
    Pa's razor blade
    The jar preserves
    Ma's marmalade
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Oct 27 00:01:24 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday October 27, 2022.
    This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.

    On this day...
    Big blue tube
    It's a honey
    Best squeeze play
    For love
    Or money
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Oct 28 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday October 28, 2022.
    This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.

    On this day...
    Proper
    Distance
    To him was bunk
    They pulled him out
    Of some guy's trunk
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Oct 29 13:57:05 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday October 29, 2022.
    This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Can do
    More harm
    Than city fellers
    On a farm
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Oct 30 00:02:13 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday October 30, 2022.
    This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.

    On this day...
    Pat's bristles
    Scratched
    Bridget's nose
    That's when
    Her wild irish rose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Oct 31 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday October 31, 2022.
    This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.

    On this day...
    Cautious rider
    To her
    Reckless dear
    Let's have less bull
    And lots more steer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 1 00:01:24 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 1, 2022.
    This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.

    On this day...
    The game laws
    Ought to
    Let you shoot
    The bird who hands you
    A substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 2 00:01:46 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 2, 2022.
    This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.

    On this day...
    Political pull
    May be
    Of use
    For razor pull
    There's no excuse
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 3 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 3, 2022.
    This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.

    On this day...
    Congressman Pipp
    Lost the election
    Babies he kissed
    Had no protection
    To win -- use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 4 00:01:39 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 4, 2022.
    This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.

    On this day...
    "At ease," she said
    "Maneuvers begin
    When you get
    Those whiskers
    Off your chin"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 5 07:59:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 5, 2022.
    This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.

    On this day...
    Buying defense bonds
    Means money lent
    So they
    Don't cost you
    One red cent
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 6 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 6, 2022.
    This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.

    On this day...
    Tested
    In peace
    Proven in war
    Better now
    Than ever before
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 7 00:01:53 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 7, 2022.
    This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    That promise perfection
    Are like
    Some candidates
    After election
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 8 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 8, 2022.
    This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.

    On this day...
    Regardless of
    Political views
    All good parties
    Always
    Choose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 9 00:01:30 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 9, 2022.
    This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.

    On this day...
    Candidate says
    Campaign
    Confusing
    Babies kiss me
    Since I've been using
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 10 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 10, 2022.
    This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.

    On this day...
    The hobo
    Lets his
    Whiskers sprout
    It's trains--not girls
    That he takes out
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 11 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 11, 2022.
    This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.

    On this day...
    Cheer up face
    The war is past
    The "h" is out
    Of shave
    At last
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 12 00:01:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 12, 2022.
    This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.

    On this day...
    A beard
    That's rough
    And overgrown
    is better than
    A chaperone
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 13 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 13, 2022.
    This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.

    On this day...
    Drinking drivers
    Don't you know
    Great bangs
    From little
    Binges grow?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 14 00:01:28 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 14, 2022.
    This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.

    On this day...
    I know
    He's a wolf
    Said riding hood
    But Grandma dear,
    He smells so good
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 15 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 15, 2022.
    This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.

    On this day...
    Is he
    Lonesome
    Or just blind--
    This guy who drives
    So close behind?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 16 00:01:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 16, 2022.
    This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.

    On this day...
    Pedro
    Walked
    Back home by golly
    His bristly chin
    Was hot-to-Molly
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 17 00:01:46 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 17, 2022.
    This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.

    On this day...
    A chin
    Where barbed wire
    Bristles stand
    Is bound to be
    A no ma'ams land
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 18 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 18, 2022.
    This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.

    On this day...
    We can't
    Provide you
    With a date
    But we do supply
    The best darn bait
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 19 00:01:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 19, 2022.
    This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.

    On this day...
    The wolf
    Is shaved
    So neat and trim
    Red Riding Hood
    Is chasing him
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 20 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 20, 2022.
    This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.

    On this day...
    His
    Tomato
    Was the mushy type
    Until his beard
    Grew over-ripe
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 21 00:01:34 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 21, 2022.
    This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.

    On this day...
    Heaven's
    Latest
    Neophyte
    Signalled left
    Then turned right
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 22 00:02:11 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 22, 2022.
    This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.

    On this day...
    Better try
    Less speed per mile
    That car
    May have to
    Last a while
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 23 00:01:28 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 23, 2022.
    This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.

    On this day...
    His rose
    Is wed
    His violet blew
    But his sugar is sweet
    Since he took this cue
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Nov 24 09:32:04 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday November 24, 2022.
    This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Are like a girdle
    They find some jobs
    They just
    Can't hurdle
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Nov 25 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday November 25, 2022.
    This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.

    On this day...
    We're widely read
    And often quoted
    But it's shaves
    Not signs
    For which we're noted
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Nov 26 00:01:28 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday November 26, 2022.
    This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.

    On this day...
    Feel your face
    As you ride by
    Now don't
    You think
    It's time to try
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Nov 27 00:01:44 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday November 27, 2022.
    This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.

    On this day...
    If Crusoe'd
    Kept his chin
    More tidy
    He might have found
    A lady Friday
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Nov 28 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday November 28, 2022.
    This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.

    On this day...
    Around
    The curve
    Lickety-split
    It's a beautiful car
    Wasn't it?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Nov 29 00:01:42 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    It gave
    McDonald
    That needed charm
    Hello Hollywood
    Good-by farm
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From August Abolins@1:153/757.21 to Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 29 08:30:00 2022
    Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
    This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.

    On this day...
    It gave
    McDonald
    That needed charm
    Hello Hollywood
    Good-by farm
    Burma-Shave

    I don't quite get that one. Is it about farms selling out to
    make way for highways?

    --
    ../|ug

    --- OpenXP 5.0.51
    * Origin: Creditors have better memories than debtors. (1:153/757.21)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Nov 30 00:01:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday November 30, 2022.
    This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.

    On this day...
    Why is it
    When you
    Try to pass
    The guy in front
    Goes twice as fast?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to August Abolins on Wed Nov 30 02:13:00 2022
    August,


    On this day...
    It gave
    McDonald
    That needed charm
    Hello Hollywood
    Good-by farm
    Burma-Shave

    I don't quite get that one. Is it about farms selling out to
    make way for highways?

    Possibly. The barbershop quartet group "Lunch Break" did a parody
    on this with "Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm"...basically, a home
    for the animals who "never did quite have it all together". You had
    such critters as:

    1) A hyperactive sloth
    2) A bunion infested centipede
    3) A kleptomaniac seagull
    4) A dyslexic cat
    5) A lactose intolerant cow
    6) An attention deficit disorder dog
    7) A terrified squirrel
    8) A narcoleptic pig

    Search YouTube for LUNCH BREAK OLD MACDONALD DEFORMED FARM.

    Daryl

    ... Have any Grey Poupon? No, you got bird poop on your windshield.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 1 00:01:33 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 1, 2022.
    This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.

    On this day...
    Toughest
    Whiskers
    In the town
    We hold 'em up
    You mow 'em down
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 2 00:01:56 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 2, 2022.
    This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.

    On this day...
    These signs
    Are not
    For laughs alone
    The face they save
    May be your own
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 3 00:01:51 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 3, 2022.
    This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.

    On this day...
    The hero
    Was brave and strong
    And willin'
    She felt his chin--
    Then wed the villain
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 4 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 4, 2022.
    This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.

    On this day...
    To change that
    Shaving job
    To joy
    You gotta use
    The real McCoy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 5 00:01:35 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 5, 2022.
    This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.

    On this day...
    His crop of
    Whiskers
    Needed reaping
    That's what kept
    His Lena leaping
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 6 00:01:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 6, 2022.
    This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.

    On this day...
    The blackened forest
    Smoulders yet
    Because
    He flipped
    A cigaret
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 7 11:07:00 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 7, 2022.
    This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.

    On this day...
    The draftee
    Tried a tube
    And purred
    Well whaddya know
    I've been defurred
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 8 00:01:37 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 8, 2022.
    This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.

    On this day...
    This cooling shave
    Will never fail
    To stamp
    Its user
    First class male
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 9 00:01:38 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 9, 2022.
    This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.

    On this day...
    Drinking drivers--
    Nothing worse
    They put
    The quart
    Before the hearse
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 10 00:01:25 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 10, 2022.
    This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    With whiskers
    'Neath their noses
    Oughta have to kiss
    Like eskimoses
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 11 00:01:40 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 11, 2022.
    This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.

    On this day...
    Said farmer Brown
    Who's bald
    On top
    Wish I could
    Rotate the crop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 12 00:01:27 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 12, 2022.
    This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't
    Try passing
    On a slope
    Unless you have
    A periscope
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 13 00:01:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 13, 2022.
    This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.

    On this day...
    Passing cars
    When you can't see
    May get you
    A glimpse
    Of eternity
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 14 00:01:40 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 14, 2022.
    This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.

    On this day...
    At a quiz
    Pa ain't
    No whiz
    But he knows how
    To keep Ma his
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 15 00:02:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 15, 2022.
    This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.

    On this day...
    He lit a match
    To check gas tank
    That's why
    They call him
    Skinless frank
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 16 00:02:05 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 16, 2022.
    This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.

    On this day...
    The one who
    Drives when
    He's been drinking
    Depends on you
    To do his thinking
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 17 00:03:06 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 17, 2022.
    This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.

    On this day...
    Ben
    Met Anna
    Made a hit
    Neglected beard
    Ben-Anna split
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 18 00:01:45 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 18, 2022.
    This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.

    On this day...
    If daisies
    Are your
    Favorite flower
    Keep pushin' up those
    Miles-per-hour
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 19 00:01:47 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 19, 2022.
    This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.

    On this day...
    Baby your skin
    Keep it fitter
    Or "baby"
    Will get
    Another sitter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 20 00:01:43 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 20, 2022.
    This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.

    On this day...
    Cattle crossing
    Means go slow
    That old bull
    Is some
    Cow's beau
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Mickey@1:229/307 to Daryl Stout on Tue Dec 20 09:52:31 2022
    That old bull
    Is some
    Cow's beau
    Burma-Shave

    God, you make my day. Merry Christmas, Daryl.
    .
    .
    .

    Mick Manning
    Bad Poetry Blues (badpoet.synchro.net:2300) gopher://centralontarioremote.com:70
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: Bad Poetry Blues - badpoet.synchro.net:2300 (1:229/307)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 21 00:02:26 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 21, 2022.
    This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Can let you down
    Quicker
    Than a
    Strapless gown
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Mickey on Wed Dec 21 12:36:00 2022
    Mick,

    That old bull
    Is some
    Cow's beau
    Burma-Shave

    God, you make my day. Merry Christmas, Daryl.

    Those signs are collectors items now...when life was much easier.

    Daryl

    ... Penny: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 22 00:01:48 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 22, 2022.
    This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.

    On this day...
    "No, no,"
    She said
    To her bristly beau
    "I'd rather
    Eat the mistletoe"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 23 00:01:56 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 23, 2022.
    This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.

    On this day...
    The boy who gets
    His girl's applause
    Must act
    Not look
    Like Santa Claus
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 24 00:01:56 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 24, 2022.
    This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.

    On this day...
    Santa's
    Whiskers
    Need no trimmin'
    He kisses kids
    Not the wimmin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Dec 25 00:01:54 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday December 25, 2022.
    This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.

    On this day...
    A Christmas hug
    A birthday kiss
    Awaits
    The woman
    Who gives this
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Dec 26 00:01:57 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday December 26, 2022.
    This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.

    On this day...
    Dinah doesn't
    Treat him right
    But if he'd
    Shave
    Dyna-mite!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Dec 27 00:02:04 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday December 27, 2022.
    This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.

    On this day...
    He asked
    His kitten
    To pet and purr
    She eyed his puss
    And screamed "What fur!"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Dec 28 00:02:03 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday December 28, 2022.
    This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.

    On this day...
    No matter
    The price
    No matter how new
    The best safety device
    In your car is you
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Dec 29 00:02:06 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday December 29, 2022.
    This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.

    On this day...
    This cream
    Makes the
    Gardener's daughter
    Plant her tu-lips
    Where she oughter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Dec 30 06:32:31 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday December 30, 2022.
    This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.

    On this day...
    If anything
    Will please
    Your Jill
    A little jack
    For this jar will
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Dec 31 00:01:32 2022
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday December 31, 2022.
    This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.

    On this day...
    Our fortune
    Is your
    Shaven face
    It's our best
    Advertising space
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 1 00:02:38 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 1, 2023.
    This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.

    On this day...
    Ring out the old
    Ring in the new
    What good can
    Shaving
    Brushes do?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 2 00:01:55 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 2, 2023.
    This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.

    On this day...
    Every shaver
    Now can snore
    Six more minutes
    Than before
    By using
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 3 06:11:06 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 3, 2023.
    This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.

    On this day...
    Your shaving brush
    Has had its day
    So why not
    Shave the modern way
    With
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 4 00:01:30 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 4, 2023.
    This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a pound
    For
    Half a dollar
    Spread on thin
    Above the collar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 5 00:01:36 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 5, 2023.
    This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.

    On this day...
    Does your husband
    Misbehave
    Grunt and grumble
    Rant and rave
    Shoot the brute some
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 6 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 6, 2023.
    This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.

    On this day...
    Be
    No
    Longer
    Lather's slave
    Treat yourself to
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 7 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 7, 2023.
    This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.

    On this day...
    Uncle Rube
    Buys tube
    One week
    Looks sleek
    Like sheik
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 8 00:01:50 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
    This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.

    On this day...
    Tho stiff
    The beard
    That Nature gave
    It shaves like down
    With
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 9 00:01:45 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 9, 2023.
    This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brushes
    You'll soon see 'em
    Way down east
    In some
    Museum
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 10 00:01:33 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 10, 2023.
    This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a pound
    For
    Half a dollar
    At the drug store
    Simply holler
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 11 00:18:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 11, 2023.
    This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.

    On this day...
    The 50 cent jar
    So large
    By heck
    Even the Scotch
    Now shave the neck
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 12 08:40:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 12, 2023.
    This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.

    On this day...
    Are your whiskers
    When you wake
    Tougher than
    A two-bit steak?
    Try
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 13 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 13, 2023.
    This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.

    On this day...
    Modern man
    Spreads it on
    Pats it in
    Shaves it off
    See him grin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 14 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 14, 2023.
    This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.

    On this day...
    Take a tip
    For your trip
    No wet brush
    To soak
    Your grip
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 15 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 15, 2023.
    This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.

    On this day...
    Film protects
    Your neck
    And chin
    So your razor
    Won't dig in
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 16 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 16, 2023.
    This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.

    On this day...
    The one horse shay
    Has had its day
    So has the brush
    And lather way
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 17 00:02:57 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 17, 2023.
    This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.

    On this day...
    It's a good
    Old Spanish custom
    Take your mug
    And brush
    And bust 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 18 15:04:19 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 18, 2023.
    This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.

    On this day...
    Hello druggist
    I don't mean maybe
    Yes
    Sir!
    That's the baby
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 19 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 19, 2023.
    This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a pound
    For
    Half a buck
    Come on shavers
    You're in luck
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 20 00:02:08 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 20, 2023.
    This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    All wet
    And hairy
    I've passed you up
    For sanitary
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 21 00:01:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 21, 2023.
    This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.

    On this day...
    Listen shavers
    Knock on wood
    When offered
    Something
    "Just as good"
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 22 00:03:59 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 22, 2023.
    This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.

    On this day...
    A shave
    That's real
    No cuts to heal
    A soothing
    Velvet after-feel
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 23 00:01:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 23, 2023.
    This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.

    On this day...
    The tube's
    A whopper
    35 cents
    Easy shaving
    Low expense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 24 00:01:53 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 24, 2023.
    This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.

    On this day...
    Bargain hunters
    Gather 'round
    Fifty cents
    Buys
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jan 25 00:01:49 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday January 25, 2023.
    This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.

    On this day...
    From New York town
    To Pumpkin Holler
    It's half a pound
    For
    Half a dollar
    Burma-Shave
    From New York town
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jan 26 00:02:14 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday January 26, 2023.
    This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.

    On this day...
    You'll love your wife
    You'll love her paw
    You'll even love
    Your mother-in-law
    If you use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jan 27 00:02:08 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday January 27, 2023.
    This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.

    On this day...
    Give the guy
    The toe of your boot
    Who tries
    To hand you
    A substitute for
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jan 28 00:03:06 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday January 28, 2023.
    This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.

    On this day...
    Lawyers, doctors
    Sheiks and bakers
    Mountaineers and undertakers
    Make their bristly beards behave
    By using brushless
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jan 29 13:20:09 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday January 29, 2023.
    This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.

    On this day...
    Several million
    Modern men
    Will never go back
    To the brush again
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jan 30 00:01:50 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday January 30, 2023.
    This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.

    On this day...
    The millionth man
    Has joined
    Our ranks
    Of happy shavers
    Many thanks!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jan 31 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday January 31, 2023.
    This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.

    On this day...
    Water heater
    Out of kilter
    Try the brushless
    Whisker
    Wilter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 1 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 1, 2023.
    This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.

    On this day...
    The answer to
    A maiden's
    Prayer
    Is not a chin
    Of stubby hair
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 2 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 2, 2023.
    This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Don't you cry
    You'll be a
    Shoe dauber
    By and by
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 3 00:02:01 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 3, 2023.
    This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.

    On this day...
    Within this vale
    Of toil
    And sin
    Your head grows bald
    But not your chin -- use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 4 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 4, 2023.
    This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.

    On this day...
    Free offer! Free offer!
    Rip a fender
    Off your car
    Mail it in for
    A half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Ron L.@1:120/616 to Daryl Stout on Sat Feb 4 08:13:40 2023
    Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-

    On this day...
    Free offer! Free offer!
    Rip a fender
    Off your car
    Mail it in for
    A half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave

    And, as I recall this story, they got more than a few fenders.


    ... A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
    ___ MultiMail/Linux v0.52

    --- Mystic BBS/QWK v1.12 A47 2021/12/25 (Windows/32)
    * Origin: cold fusion - cfbbs.net - grand rapids, mi (1:120/616)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 5 00:05:27 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 5, 2023.
    This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.

    On this day...
    He played
    A sax
    Had no B.O.
    But his whiskers scratched
    So she let him go
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 6 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 6, 2023.
    This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.

    On this day...
    Ruddy cheeks
    And face
    Of tan
    Neatly shaven
    What a man!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Ron L. on Mon Feb 6 10:24:00 2023
    Ron,

    On this day...
    Free offer! Free offer!
    Rip a fender
    Off your car
    Mail it in for
    A half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave

    And, as I recall this story, they got more than a few fenders.

    Like another one.

    Police Alert
    Calling All Cars
    One Hundred People
    Ninety-Nine Jars
    Burma-Shave

    ... A bird in the hand is a big mistake.

    And, a dirty hand. :P

    Daryl

    ... Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    === MultiMail/Win v0.52
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 7 00:01:27 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 7, 2023.
    This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.

    On this day...
    If your hubby
    Trumps your ace
    Here's something
    That will
    Save his face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 8 22:24:57 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 8, 2023.
    This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.

    On this day...
    Mug and brush
    Old Adam
    Had 'em
    Is your husband
    Like Adam, Madam?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 9 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 9, 2023.
    This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.

    On this day...
    To shaving brush
    I need
    Not cling
    I will not hush
    Of thee I sing
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 10 00:03:50 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 10, 2023.
    This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.

    On this day...
    He had the ring
    He had the flat
    But she felt his chin
    And that
    Was that
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 11 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 11, 2023.
    This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.

    On this day...
    Your beauty, boys
    Is just
    Skin deep
    What skin you've got
    You ought to keep
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 12 00:01:34 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 12, 2023.
    This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.

    On this day...
    The answer to
    A shaver's dream
    A greaseless
    No brush
    Shaving cream
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 13 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 13, 2023.
    This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.

    On this day...
    When cutting
    Whiskers
    You don't need
    To leave one half
    Of them for seed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 14 00:01:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 14, 2023.
    This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.

    On this day...
    In Cupid's little
    Bag of trix
    Here's the one
    That clix
    With chix
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 15 00:01:45 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 15, 2023.
    This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day
    We do
    Our part
    To make your face
    A work of art
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 16 14:19:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 16, 2023.
    This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.

    On this day...
    The bearded lady
    Tried a jar
    She's now
    A famous
    Movie star
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 17 02:28:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 17, 2023.
    This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.

    On this day...
    Jonah took
    No brush
    To mop his face
    Where Jonah went
    He needed space
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 18 00:02:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 18, 2023.
    This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.

    On this day...
    Bachelor's quarters
    Dog on the rug
    Whiskers to blame
    No one
    To hug
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 19 00:04:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 19, 2023.
    This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.

    On this day...
    Bristly beard
    Or silky fuzz
    Just shave 'em back
    To where
    They was
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 20 00:02:27 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 20, 2023.
    This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.

    On this day...
    Tho living costs
    Are upward bound
    Four bits
    Still buys
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 21 00:02:16 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 21, 2023.
    This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.

    On this day...
    Pity all
    The mighty Caesars
    They pulled
    Each whisker out
    With tweezers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Feb 22 00:02:02 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday February 22, 2023.
    This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.

    On this day...
    Lather was used
    By Daniel Boone
    He lived
    A 100 years
    Too soon
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Feb 23 00:53:53 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday February 23, 2023.
    This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.

    On this day...
    Beneath this stone
    Lies Elmer Gush
    Tickled to death
    By his shaving brush
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Feb 24 00:01:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday February 24, 2023.
    This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.

    On this day...
    Every second
    Without fail
    Some store
    Rings up
    Another sale
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Feb 25 00:01:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday February 25, 2023.
    This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.

    On this day...
    That "pink toothbrush"
    Is a curse
    But that pink razor's
    A darn sight worse
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Feb 26 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday February 26, 2023.
    This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.

    On this day...
    Noah had whiskers
    In the ark
    But he wouldn't get by
    On a bench
    In the park
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Feb 27 00:01:45 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday February 27, 2023.
    This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.

    On this day...
    His face was smooth
    And cool as ice
    And oh Louise!
    He smelled
    So nice
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Feb 28 00:02:04 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday February 28, 2023.
    This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.

    On this day...
    Late risers!
    Shave in just
    2 minutes flat
    Kiss your wife
    Grab your hat
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 1 00:02:42 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 1, 2023.
    This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.

    On this day...
    Helps
    Your budget
    Hold its ground
    Half a dollar
    Half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 2 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 2, 2023.
    This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.

    On this day...
    Dewhiskered
    Kisses
    Defrost
    The
    Misses
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 3 02:28:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 3, 2023.
    This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.

    On this day...
    With 200 kinds
    From which to choose
    2 million men
    Prefer
    To use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 4 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 4, 2023.
    This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.

    On this day...
    Avoid the store
    Which claims
    You should
    Buy something else
    That's just as good
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 5 00:01:34 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 5, 2023.
    This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.

    On this day...
    If you think
    She likes
    Your bristles
    Walk bare-footed
    Through some thistles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 6 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 6, 2023.
    This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.

    On this day...
    Grandpa's beard
    Was stiff and coarse
    And that's what
    Caused his
    Fifth divorce
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 7 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 7, 2023.
    This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.

    On this day...
    I just joined
    The young man said
    A nudist camp
    Is my face red?
    No! I use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 8 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 8, 2023.
    This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.

    On this day...
    You know
    Your onions
    Lettuce suppose
    This beets 'em all
    Don't turnip your nose
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 9 21:35:49 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 9, 2023.
    This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.

    On this day...
    Keep well
    To the right
    Of the oncoming car
    Get your close shaves
    From the half-pound jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 10 00:01:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 10, 2023.
    This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.

    On this day...
    Whiskers long
    Made Samson strong
    But Samson's gal
    She done
    Him wrong
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 11 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 11, 2023.
    This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.

    On this day...
    Half a buck
    Half a pound
    No substitute
    Is ever found
    For
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 12 03:30:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 12, 2023.
    This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.

    On this day...
    Eeny-meeny
    Miny-mo
    Save your skin
    Your time
    Your dough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 13 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 13, 2023.
    This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Is out of date
    Use the
    Razor's
    Perfect mate
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 14 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 14, 2023.
    This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.

    On this day...
    To get
    Away from
    Hairy apes
    Ladies jump
    From fire escapes
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 15 00:01:57 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 15, 2023.
    This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.

    On this day...
    Riot at
    Drug store
    Calling all cars
    100 customers
    99 jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 16 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 16, 2023.
    This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    And soapy smear
    Went out of
    Style with
    Hoops my dear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 17 00:48:05 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 17, 2023.
    This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Would irk a saint
    You hope they are
    What you know
    They ain't
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 18 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 18, 2023.
    This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.

    On this day...
    To every man
    His shave
    Is best
    Until he makes
    The final test
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 19 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 19, 2023.
    This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    And whiskers
    Do hobnob
    Some sailor gob
    Will steal your squab
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 20 00:01:28 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 20, 2023.
    This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.

    On this day...
    If you're just
    An average man
    Wanting to look
    The best you can
    Use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 21 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 21, 2023.
    This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.

    On this day...
    Spring
    Has sprung
    The grass has riz
    Where last year's
    Careless drivers is
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 22 00:06:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 22, 2023.
    This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.

    On this day...
    At Christmas time
    And birthdays too
    We solve
    Your problems right
    For you -- give
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 23 00:02:07 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 23, 2023.
    This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.

    On this day...
    Let's give the
    Clerk a hand
    Who never
    Palms off
    Another brand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 24 00:01:30 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 24, 2023.
    This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.

    On this day...
    His tenor voice
    She thought divine
    Till whiskers
    Scratched
    Sweet Adeline
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Mar 25 00:02:04 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday March 25, 2023.
    This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.

    On this day...
    Free! Free!!
    A trip
    To Mars
    For 900
    Empty jars
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Mar 26 00:01:40 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday March 26, 2023.
    This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.

    On this day...
    All these years
    Your skin
    Has dried
    Why not moisten
    Up your hide
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Mar 27 00:01:30 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday March 27, 2023.
    This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.

    On this day...
    Week-old beard
    So masked his face
    His bull dog
    Chased him
    Off the place
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Mar 28 00:04:50 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday March 28, 2023.
    This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.

    On this day...
    'Mid rising
    Taxes
    Soaring rents
    Still half a pound
    For fifty cents
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Mar 29 00:01:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday March 29, 2023.
    This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.

    On this day...
    Every
    Sheba
    Wants a sheik
    Strong of muscle
    Smooth of cheek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Mar 30 00:01:37 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday March 30, 2023.
    This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.

    On this day...
    If HER whiskers
    Scratched YOUR cheek
    You would
    Send her out
    To seek
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Mar 31 04:59:10 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday March 31, 2023.
    This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.

    On this day...
    The cannibals
    Took just one view
    And said
    He looks too nice
    To stew
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 1 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 1, 2023.
    This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.

    On this day...
    You've laughed
    At our signs
    For many a mile
    Be a sport
    Give us a trial
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 2 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 2, 2023.
    This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.

    On this day...
    If harmony
    Is what
    You crave
    Then get
    A tuba
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 3 06:58:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 3, 2023.
    This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.

    On this day...
    Men
    Who've tested
    Every brand
    Are just the ones
    Who now demand
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 4 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 4, 2023.
    This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.

    On this day...
    It's in
    The bag
    Of every man
    Who travels
    Lightly as he can
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 5 02:04:09 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 5, 2023.
    This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.

    On this day...
    No pulling
    At the whisker base
    A soothing film
    Protects
    Your face
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 6 07:09:36 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 6, 2023.
    This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.

    On this day...
    From Saskatoon
    To Alabam'
    You hear men praise
    The shave
    What am
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 7 00:01:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 7, 2023.
    This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.

    On this day...
    Paper hangers
    With the hives
    Now can
    Shave with
    Carving knives
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 8 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 8, 2023.
    This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.

    On this day...
    A silky cheek
    Shaved smooth
    And clean
    Is not obtained
    With a mowing machine
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 9 00:01:29 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 9, 2023.
    This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.

    On this day...
    Cheek to cheek
    They meant to be
    The lights went out
    And so did he
    He needed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 10 00:20:17 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 10, 2023.
    This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.

    On this day...
    Henry the Eighth
    Prince of friskers
    Lost five wives
    But kept
    His whiskers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 11 00:01:29 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 11, 2023.
    This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't take
    A curve
    At 60 per
    We hate to lose
    A customer
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 12 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 12, 2023.
    This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.

    On this day...
    Say, big boy
    To go
    Thru life
    How'd you like
    A whiskered wife?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 13 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 13, 2023.
    This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.

    On this day...
    Are you
    An even-tempered guy?
    Mad all
    The time?
    Better try
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 14 00:01:51 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 14, 2023.
    This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.

    On this day...
    The cream
    One hears
    The most of now
    Comes from a jar
    Not from a cow
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 15 00:01:34 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 15, 2023.
    This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.

    On this day...
    'Mid rising
    Taxes
    Soaring rents
    Still half a pound
    For fifty cents
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 16 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 16, 2023.
    This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.

    On this day...
    The time
    To start
    A real dispute
    Is when you're
    Offered a substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 17 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 17, 2023.
    This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.

    On this day...
    Before I tried it
    The kisses
    I missed
    But afterward -- Boy!
    The misses I kissed
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 18 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 18, 2023.
    This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.

    On this day...
    Be a modern
    Paul Revere
    Spread the news
    From ear
    To ear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 19 00:13:07 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 19, 2023.
    This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.

    On this day...
    No lady likes
    To dance
    Or dine
    Accompanied by
    A porcupine
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 20 00:01:29 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 20, 2023.
    This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.

    On this day...
    In every
    Half a pound
    My boy
    You get a ton
    Of Shaving joy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 21 08:58:21 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 21, 2023.
    This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.

    On this day...
    Hardly a driver
    Is now alive
    Who passed
    On hills
    At 75
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 22 00:01:29 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 22, 2023.
    This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.

    On this day...
    A whiskered gent
    At a bazaar
    Paid for
    A kiss
    But got a jar
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 23 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 23, 2023.
    This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.

    On this day...
    Drive like
    A railroad engineer
    Take it easy
    When the road's
    Not clear
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Apr 24 00:01:33 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday April 24, 2023.
    This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.

    On this day...
    Mirror on
    The bathroom wall
    What's the
    Smoothest shave
    Of all?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Apr 25 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday April 25, 2023.
    This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.

    On this day...
    Try a tube
    The cream
    That's in it
    Is making friends
    A man a minute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Apr 26 00:01:42 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday April 26, 2023.
    This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.

    On this day...
    Soap's
    That irritate
    Their mugs
    Turn jolly gents
    To jitterbugs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Apr 27 00:01:37 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday April 27, 2023.
    This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.

    On this day...
    Mom and Pop
    Are feeling gay
    Baby said
    As plain
    As day
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Apr 28 00:01:30 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday April 28, 2023.
    This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.

    On this day...
    If you dislike
    Big traffic fines
    Slow down
    'Till you
    Can read these signs
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Apr 29 11:30:36 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday April 29, 2023.
    This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.

    On this day...
    A peach
    Looks good
    With lots of fuzz
    But man's no peach
    And never wuz
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Apr 30 00:01:37 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday April 30, 2023.
    This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.

    On this day...
    Spread it on
    And lightly too
    Shave it off
    That's all
    You're through
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 1 00:01:57 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 1, 2023.
    This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.

    On this day...
    With glamour girls
    You'll never click
    Bewhiskered
    Like a
    Bolshevik
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 2 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 2, 2023.
    This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.

    On this day...
    The queen
    Of hearts
    Now loves the knave
    The king
    Ran out of
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 3 00:01:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 3, 2023.
    This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.

    On this day...
    At crossroads
    Don't just
    Trust to luck
    The other car
    May be a truck
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 4 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 4, 2023.
    This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.

    On this day...
    Careless driving
    Soon we hope
    Will go
    The way
    Of brush and soap
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 5 00:01:28 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 5, 2023.
    This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.

    On this day...
    Said Juliet
    To Romeo
    If you
    Won't shave
    Go homeo
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 6 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 6, 2023.
    This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.

    On this day...
    When you drive
    If caution ceases
    You are apt
    To rest
    In pieces
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 7 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 7, 2023.
    This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.

    On this day...
    All little rhyming
    Jokes aside
    Don't be content
    Until you've
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 8 00:01:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 8, 2023.
    This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.

    On this day...
    You can't reach 80
    Hale and hearty
    By driving 80
    Home from
    The party
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 9 00:01:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 9, 2023.
    This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes and
    Imitations
    Send 'em to
    Your wife's
    Relations
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 10 09:19:48 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 10, 2023.
    This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.

    On this day...
    He married Grace
    With scratchy face
    He only
    Got one day
    Of Grace!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 11 15:23:55 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 11, 2023.
    This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.

    On this day...
    Buy a jar
    Take it from me
    There's so
    Much in it
    The last half's free
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 12 00:01:29 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 12, 2023.
    This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.

    On this day...
    He's the boy
    The gals forgot
    His line
    Was smooth
    His chin was not
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 13 00:01:36 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 13, 2023.
    This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.

    On this day...
    Put your brush
    Back on the shelf
    The darn thing
    Needs a
    Shave itself
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 14 00:01:45 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 14, 2023.
    This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.

    On this day...
    It's best for
    One who hits
    The bottle
    To let another
    Use the throttle
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 15 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 15, 2023.
    This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't pass cars
    On curve or hill
    If the cops
    Don't get you
    Morticians will
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 16 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 16, 2023.
    This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.

    On this day...
    A scratchy chin
    Like bright
    Pink socks
    Puts any romance
    On the rocks
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 17 00:01:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 17, 2023.
    This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.

    On this day...
    Give hand signals
    To those behind
    They don't know
    What's in
    Your mind
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 18 00:01:51 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 18, 2023.
    This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.

    On this day...
    Prickly pears
    Are picked
    For pickles
    No peach picks
    A face that prickles
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 19 00:01:53 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 19, 2023.
    This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.

    On this day...
    Guys whose eyes
    Are in
    Their backs
    Get halos crossing
    Railroad tracks
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 20 02:20:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 20, 2023.
    This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.

    On this day...
    Just spread
    Then pat
    Now shave
    That's
    That
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 21 00:01:27 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
    This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.

    On this day...
    Here's
    A good deed
    For a scout
    Tell your dad
    All about
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 22 00:01:31 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
    This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.

    On this day...
    They missed
    The turn
    Car was whizz'n
    Fault was her'n
    Funeral his'n
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 23 01:42:11 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
    This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.

    On this day...
    Tell
    The dear
    Who shops around
    That half a buck
    Buys half a pound
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 24 00:03:13 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
    This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.

    On this day...
    She kissed
    The hairbrush
    By mistake
    She thought it was
    Her husband Jake
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu May 25 00:03:37 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
    This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.

    On this day...
    He used
    Umbrella
    For parachute
    Now rejects
    Every substitute
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri May 26 00:01:52 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
    This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't stick
    Your elbow
    Out so far
    It might go home
    In another car
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat May 27 00:01:28 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
    This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.

    On this day...
    Of all
    The drunks
    Who drive on Sunday
    Some are stil
    Alive on Monday
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun May 28 00:01:50 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
    This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.

    On this day...
    Many a wolf
    Is never let in
    Because of the hair
    On his
    Chinny-chin-chin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon May 29 00:01:38 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
    This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.

    On this day...
    Soldier
    Sailor
    And marine
    Now get a shave
    That's quick and clean
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue May 30 00:02:52 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
    This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.

    On this day...
    Hinky-dinky
    Parley voo
    Cheer up the face
    The war
    Is thru
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed May 31 00:02:05 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
    This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brushes
    Soon will
    Be trimmin'
    Those screwy hats
    We see on wimmin
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
    This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.

    On this day...
    Angels
    Who guard you
    When you drive
    Usually
    Retire at 65
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 2 00:01:54 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
    This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.

    On this day...
    Forest fires
    Start from scratch
    So think before
    You toss
    That match
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 3 00:01:53 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
    This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.

    On this day...
    Dim your lights
    Behind a car
    Let folks see
    How bright
    YOU are
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:39 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
    This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.

    On this day...
    Thirty days
    Hath September
    April
    June and the
    Speed offender
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 5 00:02:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
    This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.

    On this day...
    Others claim
    Their product good
    But ours
    Does what
    You think it should
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:14 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
    This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.

    On this day...
    Drowsy?
    Just remember, pard
    That marble slab
    Is doggone
    Hard
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:34 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
    This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.

    On this day...
    Statistics prove
    Near and far
    That folks who
    Drive like crazy
    --Are!
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
    This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.

    On this day...
    Dear lover boy,
    Your photo came
    But your doggone beard
    Won't fit
    The frame
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:41 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
    This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.

    On this day...
    This will never
    Come to pass
    A back-seat
    Driver
    Out of gas
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:38 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
    This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:35 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
    This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.

    On this day...
    If a gift
    You must choose
    Give him one
    He'll like
    To use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:44 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
    This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.

    On this day...
    Pedro
    Walked
    Back home, by golly
    His bristly chin
    Was hot-to-Molly
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:40 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
    This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.

    On this day...
    If our road signs
    Catch your eye
    Smile
    But don't forget
    To buy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
    This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.

    On this day...
    When the stork
    Delivers a boy
    Our whole
    Darn factory
    Jumps for joy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:42 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
    This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.

    On this day...
    Film protects
    Your neck
    And chin
    So your razor
    Won't dig in
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:32 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
    This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.

    On this day...
    A shave
    That's real
    No cuts to heal
    A soothing
    Velvet after-feel
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 17 00:01:58 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
    This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.

    On this day...
    If hugging
    On highways
    Is your sport
    Trade in your car
    For a davenport
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
    This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.

    On this day...
    In cupid's little
    Bag of trix
    Here's the one
    That clix
    With chix
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 19 00:01:47 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
    This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.

    On this day...
    A guy
    Who wants
    To middle-aisle it
    Must never scratch
    His little Violet
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:28 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
    This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.

    On this day...
    Every day
    We do
    Our part
    To make your face
    A work of art
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:39 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
    This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:34 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
    This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.

    On this day...
    We don't
    Know how
    To split an atom
    But as to whiskers
    Let us at 'em
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:38 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
    This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.

    On this day...
    If you want
    A hearty squeeze
    Get our
    Female
    Anti-freeze
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:12 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
    This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 25 00:01:49 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
    This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:21 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
    This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.

    On this day...
    Our fortune
    Is your
    Shaven face
    It's our best
    Advertising space
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jun 27 00:01:46 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
    This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.

    On this day...
    Golfers!
    If fewer strokes
    Are what you crave
    You're out of the rough
    With
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
    This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.

    On this day...
    For painting
    Cow-shed
    Barn or fence
    That shaving brush
    Is just immense
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
    This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.

    On this day...
    The happy golfer
    Find with glee
    The shave
    That suits him
    To a tee
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
    This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.

    On this day...
    Golfers!
    Hole in one
    Is quite a feat
    Unless that hole
    Is in your meat
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:26 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
    This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.

    On this day...
    The bearded devil
    Is forced
    To dwell
    In the only place
    Where they don't sell
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:30 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
    This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.

    On this day...
    Shaving brush
    Was like
    Old rover
    When he died
    He died all over
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:16 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
    This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.

    On this day...
    Life with father
    Is more pleasant
    Since
    He got this
    Birthday present
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
    This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.

    On this day...
    To a substitute
    He gave a trial
    It took off
    Nothing
    But his smile
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
    This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.

    On this day...
    It spreads so smooth
    It shaves so slick
    It feels
    Like velvet
    And it's quick
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:40 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
    This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.

    On this day...
    'Twould be
    More fun
    To go by air
    If we could put
    These signs up there
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:04 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
    This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.

    On this day...
    Drinking drivers
    Enhance their
    Chance
    To highball home
    In an ambulance
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
    This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.

    On this day...
    The chick
    He wed
    Let out a whoop
    Felt his chin and
    Flew the coop
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
    This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.

    On this day...
    Both hands
    On wheel
    Eyes on road
    That's the skillful
    Driver's code
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:21 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
    This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.

    On this day...
    You've used
    Our cream
    Now try our blades
    Pair up the best
    In shaving aids
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:39 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
    This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.

    On this day...
    Don't lose
    Your head
    To gain a minute
    You need your head
    Your brains are in it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
    This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.

    On this day...
    That she
    Could cook
    He had his doubts
    Until she creamed
    His bristle sprouts with
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
    This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.

    On this day...
    The wolf
    Who longs
    To roam and prowl
    Should shave before
    He starts to howl
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:37 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
    This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.

    On this day...
    Car in ditch
    Driver in tree
    Moon was full
    And so
    Was he
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:43 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
    This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.

    On this day...
    As you drive
    Play this game
    Construct
    A jingle
    With this name
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 17 00:01:42 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
    This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.

    On this day...
    If a gift
    You must choose
    Give him
    One that
    He can use
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:39 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
    This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.

    On this day...
    When the stork
    Delivers a boy
    Our whole
    Darn factory
    Jumps for joy
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
    This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.

    On this day...
    Altho
    We've sold
    Six million others
    We still can't sell
    Those coughdrop brothers
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
    This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.

    On this day...
    Join
    Our happy
    Brushless throng
    Six million users
    Can't be wrong
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:33 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
    This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.

    On this day...
    We know
    How much
    You love that gal
    But use both hands
    For driving, pal
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:20 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
    This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.

    On this day...
    Thrifty jars for
    Stay at homes
    Handy tubes
    For him
    Who roams
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
    This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.

    On this day...
    Sleep in a chair
    Nothing to lose
    But a nap
    At the wheel
    Is a permanent snooze
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
    This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.

    On this day...
    You can beat
    A mile a minute
    But there ain't
    No future
    In it
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:22 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
    This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.

    On this day...
    If these
    Signs blur
    And bounce around
    You'd better park
    And walk to town
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:21 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
    This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.

    On this day...
    No man can really
    Do his stuff
    With a face that's sore
    Or a chin
    That's rough
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Thu Jul 27 00:01:45 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
    This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.

    On this day...
    Big mistake
    Many make
    Rely on horn
    Instead of
    Brake
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
    This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.

    On this day...
    She raised cain
    When he raised stubble
    Guess what
    Smoothed away
    Their trouble?
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
    This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.

    On this day...
    Traveling men
    Know ease
    And speed
    Their shaving kits
    Hold what they need
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:25 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
    This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.

    On this day...
    Substitutes
    Like unseen barter
    Often make one
    Sad
    But smarter
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Mon Jul 31 08:17:48 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
    This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.

    On this day...
    Can't shave daily?
    Tender hide?
    Now be honest
    Have you
    Tried
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:23 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
    This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.

    On this day...
    If you
    Don't know
    Whose signs
    These are
    You can't have
    Driven very far
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:24 2023
    TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid

    Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
    This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.

    On this day...
    There's no whisker
    It won't soften
    Shave 'em close
    And not
    So often
    Burma-Shave
    --- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)