(File this under "WTH?"...)
From:
https://shorturl.at/GTW0S (thesmokinggun.com)
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Florida Man, 51, Busted For "Sexual Performance" With A Vacuum Cleaner
A Florida Man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after he
allegedly "engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner" at a
gated resort community near Disney World.
According to police, witnesses provided "statements and a cell phone
recording" showing Kevin Dale Westerhold, 51, partially clothed and
communing with the appliance.
Deputies responded last Thursday to the Windsor Hills Resort in
Kissimmee after receiving 911 calls about a male suspect's lewd vacuum
encounter. But by the time cops arrived at the scene, the man had left
the area.
A subsequent investigation resulted in the identification of
Westerhold, who, cops say, is suspected--based on "witness accounts and
video evidence"--of several other instances of indecent exposure at the
property.
Westerhold and his wife own condos at the Kissimmee resort, which they
rent out via Airbnb. Westerhold was arrested Tuesday at his residence
in Oviedo, a Seminole County city about 35 miles away from Kissimmee.
Charged with exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, Westerhold was
booked into the county jail on a $2500 bond. He does not appear to
still be in custody.
Seen above, Westerhold did not return a TSG phone message seeking
comment about his alleged vacuum tryst.
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