• That's not supposed to happen

    From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to All on Thu Feb 5 17:58:15 2026
    (File this under "WTH?"...)

    From: https://shorturl.at/GTW0S (thesmokinggun.com)

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    Florida Man, 51, Busted For "Sexual Performance" With A Vacuum Cleaner

    A Florida Man was arrested yesterday for indecent exposure after he
    allegedly "engaged in a sexual performance with a vacuum cleaner" at a
    gated resort community near Disney World.

    According to police, witnesses provided "statements and a cell phone
    recording" showing Kevin Dale Westerhold, 51, partially clothed and
    communing with the appliance.

    Deputies responded last Thursday to the Windsor Hills Resort in
    Kissimmee after receiving 911 calls about a male suspect's lewd vacuum
    encounter. But by the time cops arrived at the scene, the man had left
    the area.

    A subsequent investigation resulted in the identification of
    Westerhold, who, cops say, is suspected--based on "witness accounts and
    video evidence"--of several other instances of indecent exposure at the
    property.

    Westerhold and his wife own condos at the Kissimmee resort, which they
    rent out via Airbnb. Westerhold was arrested Tuesday at his residence
    in Oviedo, a Seminole County city about 35 miles away from Kissimmee.

    Charged with exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor, Westerhold was
    booked into the county jail on a $2500 bond. He does not appear to
    still be in custody.

    Seen above, Westerhold did not return a TSG phone message seeking
    comment about his alleged vacuum tryst.
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    -- Sean

    ... Xerox and Wurlitzer have combined to produce reproductive organs.
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  • From Dr. What@618:250/46 to Sean Dennis on Sun Feb 8 09:45:01 2026
    Florida Man, 51, Busted For "Sexual Performance" With A Vacuum Cleaner

    Are you sure he wasn't just cosplaying the movie Super Sucker (2002) with Jeff Daniels?

    ... They say there's always one weirdo on the bus, but I couldn't find them!

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  • From Sean Dennis@618:618/1 to Dr. What on Sun Feb 8 10:51:53 2026
    Hello Dr,

    08 Feb 26 09:45, you wrote to me:

    Are you sure he wasn't just cosplaying the movie Super Sucker (2002)
    with Jeff Daniels?

    They call him "Stroker Ace"...

    -- Sean

    ... The slowest checker is always at the quick check-out lane.
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