• Jesus Reappears to Set Record Straight

    From Björn Felten@2:203/2 to All on Sat Aug 19 11:14:52 2023
    Millions of people in the US claim to be Christian, but none of them knows shit about what Christianity is really about.

    So, just let Jesus himself explain how all those sheep has been duped:

    https://youtu.be/GsX_BtyP6kM

    If you really think that you are a Christian, and not the usual Bible Thumper, you absolutely have to watch this video -- and then repent, or your soul will be lost!


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    People who think that democratic elections are all about picking the right winner, are in dire need of re-education.

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  • From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to Björn Felten on Sat Aug 19 21:16:43 2023
    Hello Björn,

    Millions of people in the US claim to be Christian, but none of them knows shit about what Christianity is really about.

    We all saw what happened on January 6 when Donald Trump egged
    on a crowd to engage in battle upon helpless congresscritters.
    But nobody has been told (or shown) what really happened.

    Until now.

    So, just let Jesus himself explain how all those sheep has been duped:

    https://youtu.be/GsX_BtyP6kM


    The Bible has its Jesus.
    The Art of the Deal has its Trump.

    Those are Donald Trump's two favorite books.
    In order of preference.

    John Lennon claimed The Beatles were more popular than Jesus.
    And now, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr have teamed up with
    Dolly Parton, releasing a new hit single called "Let It Be".
    Thus remaking themselves as the Fab Three, or Holy Trinity.

    If you really think that you are a Christian, and not the usual Bible Thumper, you absolutely have to watch this video -- and then repent, or your soul will be lost!

    "I am the chosen one." ~Donald Trump

    Many of his followers (MAGA nutjobs) look at his upcoming trials
    as persecutions, akin to Jesus being put on trial and crucified by
    evil Roman soldiers in his day. Trump is always right, never ever
    admitting a mistake of any kind.

    The religious right puts on ads during the Superbowl showing how
    righteous Trump & Co. are. It takes deep pockets to afford to pay
    for those ads. I wonder who benefits?

    Here is a clip of an archived post I found online -


    Idea for a parody ad to counter "Jesus, He Gets Us"
    To counter the religious right's attempt to "make Jesus cool" with
    their Superbowl ads (#HeGetsUs), I have an idea for a parody ad.

    Opens: Modern Jesus is hanging out with friends in what seems to be
    a tailgating situation, they are all bro-ing out and drinking etc.

    Zoom out to see that - uh oh - it's Jan. 6 and Jesus is right there
    with the rest of the insurrectionists storming the Capitol!

    Bible verses appears on the screen: "Jesus entered the temple courts
    and began driving out those who were buying and selling there. He
    overturned the tables of the money-changers and would not allow anyone
    to carry merchandise through the temple courts .... he made a whip out
    of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle;
    he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their
    tables."

    Interspersed with footage of Jan 6 thugs breaking stuff, insert the
    Jesus character into the footage, whipping cops with a bunch of cords.

    He smiles into the camera and puts on a MAGA hat.

    Fade out with: Jesus.....He Gets Us.


    For Life,
    Lee

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    Drive One

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